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I haven't payed much attention to it yet. All I know is the Microsoft has been working together with the Linux Foundation on a few things. Which is actually surprising.

I guess Microsoft is actually changing a bit.

Moths can you kindly [&@%!] off out of my room you broken flight [&@%!].

Our kitchen's infested with the little [&@%!]. There were three or four large ones, last time I checked. We hates it, hates it, hates it!

It's simply, Shadow and Gandalf. In order to get rid of moths, you lure them into the flame and use a big ass sword to defeat them. Now, i know what you are thinking, where do i get a big ass sword? It's simple, create your own one. Afterwards, you will need to set it on fire and then realise that you have a flaming sword. Go ahead and smite ye enemies then retire.

Yeah, moths be here too. Be thankful they aren't Atlas moths though.

Your telepathy is rusty. I was actually thinking, 'i think i'd rather catch them in a jar.' A big ass sword for a moth is like roasting a marshmallow with a tonne of C-4.

Hey! I only did that once and i recall every one enjoying said marshmallows.

Lol. Fair enough. Next time invite us! Folk might like to try an explosion-roasted marshmallow!

Expansion for a card game I play is releasing tomorrow. Pretty darn excited.

Goddamn it, why does my body refuse to let me sleep? It's 3am over here and yet again, i'm still awake!

Kinetic impulse via supersonic gas generation from exothermic chemical decomposition is hardly the most practical means of marshmallow delivery, though it may be the most expedient.

As for big ass swords, I'd wager something from Albion may prove effective against ornery mules or any other draught/service animal. Excepting elephants, or course. You'll need to use marshmallows for those.

This is how I describe the flaws of my truck; a combination of lies and big words. I probably (literally) have one of the most technical control centers one could find in a 2000 Tacoma. Not really for bragging rights (anyone who puts money into a such a vehicle for bragging rights is a moron) just for betta testing. When explaining all the things it can do it's a bit odd cause it's contrasted by a 15yr old sun faded interior. For some reason the airbag panel fades faster than the rest of the dash and when asked about this I explain it's an expensive offer by Toyota, a time progressive tu-tone interior.

If someone else has a better way (using bigger words) for me to lie to people then let me know, it would be greatly appreciated.

I know that their Project Astoria uses the Android 4.4 kernel to allow Android apps to run natively on Windows 10 phones. So that's one area they're working on.

Cool. I think I heard about that somewhere but can't remember where at the moment.

What's with the word 'hacks' suddenly being used to mean 'cheats' (I think)? It's popping up everywhere all of a sudden.

Wait, i've been cheating people to death? Son of a cur! I mean, i did use an axe but i techincally cheated them to death? Man, i feel like a real [&@%!] now.

Joking aside, i think it's just being turned into slang or the younguns believe it is cool to refer to cheats as hacks.

Something something hackaroni and cheat.

Mmm, hackaroni... *drools*

Man, the hackaroni in the blue boxes suck. Need hackaroni and cheat? Stouffers. Yum.

Try Purple Hackaroni and Green Cheat! If you don't sucumb to food posioning then you will become a witch. The downside is that you are a witch and i must eat you.

Can I get some cackling in before I get eaten?

Dov, you have a strange diet. 60% pastabake, 25% witches, 50% Skooma, 3% other

Now with more added BetaB17! Warning: Consumption of BetaB17 risks the wrath of the greenies but by that time they figure out their wrath, the Dovah would have gone onto eating them. Thus the warning is pointless.

What's stranger than his diet is your maths. 138%? For shame.

Stranger still is how you add an "s" to math...

@TLD: I will warn you, what becomes of my consumption will be most shocking... truly

@Aarah: We're talking about Dov, and alot of skooma, no math can grasp that