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I can attest to this.

I must say, all these puns are getting rather toy-dious.

>_<

I love playing withself! No having to share the loot, no being stabbed in the back, no having to hide the corpse of the other player after accidentally inserting an 8ft greatsword into their chest and no having to burn down the ol' cave before realising that i could just rewind time again. Ah, playing with one's self is so much fun. What? Why y'all looking at me like that?

You can still have friends but by necessity have to play by yourself, depending on the game. Hopscotch, solitaire, leapfrog...just you and the fun.

I've tried that. Turns out a questionable evil clone always interrupts them and forces me to engage in a Mortal Kombat fight for no reason. Oh and an italian plumber keeps breaking in, jumps on my turtles, eats all of my mushrooms and claims to be saving the world. But if i use the Dovah form of self defence, it's me that gets arrested because i'm a Dovah and the last of my kind. Which i may or may not have had some involvement.

I believe it.

It's because i'm the Last frigging Dovah isn't it? You're ra... oh, you believed it. Oh, well, that's surprising. *leans closer* are you high or drunk?

Nobody has noticed my test of observation...

I have Aarah! D:







Actually no, I have not…

It's not very exciting...

You can't play leapfrog by yourself! It is nigh impossible!

That was it. Wasn't that fun?

I can and have. Naturally, because i generally give the bird to the laws of reality and because i'm a rebel. *rides off into the sunset*

Oh. So much fun.

You can leap like a frog though. Just not over other people.

Wait, if Zeroc is no longer the pun master of UESP then that means.....

THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!

Mainly because of an ancient law that i am forced to abide by thus destroying the world. via rabbits. And rejected ideas for films.

Yey! Jet-Pack Gastly!!!
You can't get the height on your own though, believe me, I've tried.

They should have leapfrog instead of hurdles in the Olympics - that would be great. I bet there's a clip out there of that already though - unless no one else has thought of the idea. (Copyright).

In today's age is there truly such a thing as a rejected film idea? I feel like if someone's terrible idea gets rejected they can just recruit their dumb friends and do it on an iPhone.

Santa and the Christmas Ninjas remains but an unrealized dream.

For now. *rubs hands together*

Incidentally, that sums up my previous christmas. Ah, good times. A lot of dead ninjas, blood everywhere, sweetrolls smeared all over teh walls, booze on the floor and an all you can eat buffet. Man, that was a fun skooma filled feast.

This story is set in the 1980's. After a failed shootdown assassination attempt brought on by big toy company executives, Santa crash-lands in Japan and is captured by a secretive order of ninjas. Over the course of the following year Santa earns their respect. They, in turn, train him in the martial arts so he can take on the corporate bigwigs and their minions. Next Christmastime is indeed a bloodbath, slightly sweetened with peppermint (candy canes sharpened to a point are deadly). The ninjas become Santa's newest helpers, and they have a special way of clearing off the Naughty list.

toylet
toyl

Mates, like mates, is everyone juiced up on skooma here in GD?

I have nothing to do with the recent rise in Skooma in GD and anyone that says otherwise will get eaten by an annoyed Dovah.