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Al who? Capone? Pacino?

Big Al from that Walking With Dinosaurs spinoff? That's just silly, allosauruses don't even use any kind of media or wear clothes.

How do you know they didn't wear clothes? Any clothing they wore would have decomposed by the time they were dug up millions of years later. For all we know, they could have worn brightly coloured sweaters and jazzy hats.

Come on, guys, it's pure elementary.(Bonus: Al in his Al hat)

Al of Al's Toy Barn, obviously.


Just look at that beautiful man. Glorious.

The tin foil? W...why? Fear of telepathic suggestion? Aliens?

Well, both, kinda. (The part starts at the halfway mark, but watch the whole thing for the full effect.)

@Gandalf I legitimately had nightmares about that guy when I was little. I called him "the Chicken Man" (I think he put on a chicken suit or something during the movie? I can't remember) and nothing and no one scared me more than him for nigh on a year after I first watched Toy Story 2. ...Yeah, I was an odd child.

He looks so different than in your avatar. So young! I liked the song, btw.

Yep, he did dress up as a chicken. Warning: do not look at this if he still gives you nightmares.

I'm now considering changing my avatar to Al the Chicken Man. Specifically the photo I just posted because it is just MWAH, BYUTIFUL.

But then you won't be a mage and your powers will be reduced to collecting toys and getting defeated by said toys! Then again, it leaves me with a chance to become Dovah the white and smite all of UESP upon a mountain top.

But, you might upset the spaceman.

Speaking of freaky avatars, I always get a nasty surprise when I see that E.T. avatar popping up occasionally. I think it is Mucro's iirc. Eeek.

Yeah but then again my avatar was that one selfie from like a year ago for quite a while and that probably gave people nightmares too, so this can hardly be any worse

UPDATE: IT IS I, AL OF AL'S TOY BARN, <John please add toy pun>

GAH IT BURNS!

Nowt wrong with a good selfie! Nowt wrong at all!

John?

I don't know, it's a pretty generic name and the first one that popped into my head... Really it's open to anyone who can think of a relevant pun

Former US president/alive person John F. Kennedy?

It just so happens that my name is John, so here's a pun for ya. Erm... I hope Al does not toy with your emotions!

Yeah, it was bad. I think Zeroc is the go-to guy for puns around here, or maybe you could try Pete.

I'm TOYing with the idea of asking someone... I'm a bit too CHICKEN to do it though.

If you need to capitalize your pun so people know it's a pun, then it's not a good pun. Saying that, they are pretty good puns.

*eye twitches* You son of a... *Jumps through Gandalf's screen and starts a city destroying fight with him**

Welcome to Al's Pun Barn, except I don't charge for puns. The irritation expressed by my victims is payment enough. *maniacal laughter*

We won't toy around with your avatar Gandalf. Don't worry.

Meh, coming up with toy puns is child's play.

If you have no friends you just end up playing with yourself.

All these words are like the works of Tolstoy.