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Do not awaken the beast!

They are doing it. Those money grabbing greedy unoriginal lazy milk drinking poop heads! I would do an over the top reaction followed by the annual burning down of UESP but i've been told that setting fire to UESP is illegal and it's bad for the insurance. I can, however set fire to everything else. So i'll shall set fire to Friends for being a rather medicore sitcom that was just meh with it's gags and relied on spelling it out. I dislike gags that go for "Ok, look, the joke is..." and being predictable. Now, the I.T crowd, they were unpredictable. One gag which would have normally been done as "Oh, it's not what it looks like" if it was by another show simply went "[&@%!] off!" in front of a bunch of religous people as the joke.

There needs to be a button for posting which points out the fact that the poster may have had a drink or eleven. This would clear up much confusion, like the 'take this with a grain of salt' kinda thing. That being said, there is a coalistion of pretty girls who don't understand their [&@%!] attidutde makes them physically appear intolerable. I'm no 10 but dammit it's not hard for me to control the stable so to speak. So when you step to me with that attitude it's just ugly. Just be nice or go away.

Well, the produces are on a eternal quest.

I believe Spaceballs called it, "The Quest For More Money".

Coming soon from the greedy curs that brought you Striving Here In Time and produced by Ned Flanders and written by a few guys that couldn't care less about the original but screw you as we have cash you don't so watch the show, is the Quest for more money. Watch as your favourite show is destroyed by us. Watch as we censor the BLEEP out of it and make it PG even if the original worked best or was aimed at a much older audience because we don't care about you. Watch as we get Miley Cyrus involved along with Justin Beiber, that chick from Twilight, The Muppets, Trevor Phillips, Peewee Hermen and James Woods as James Woods as Adam West deliever unfunny jokes to an obvious laugh track. Witness our god awful effects that make Dr Who's seem excellent. I mean seriously guys? An animated rubber duck?

Coming soon for probably one season that fails because screw you, we have cash and then we realised that it failed but do not learn our lesson. It is The Quest for Money. Sponsored by Mountain Dew, The TSA, Fox, Microsoft and that one bum that we found that happened to have a lot of cash so we mugged him and destroyed his career, nenenene, Google, Facebook, Disney, The Imperial Empire. Rated PG.

Preorder now to get the trailer for the teaser of the ulimate trailer for another teaser with even more trailers. For only $99.

I swear to god if they don't have a theme even resembling the original I'm giving it 0 stars on Yelp.[/s]

Oh god! I just have a very terrible, Dovah provoking turned Dovah setting the entire world on fire thought! They could do a god awful wubspam version or a "hip" version or replace it with godawful lyrics. *eye twitches*

So yesterday I saw a bunch of border patrol trucks, cop cars and ambulances hauling ass towards the beach. This is kind of a strange thing for north FL (to see border patrol) but the mystery has been solved.

I hate spam. Not the lunch meat but email spam. Ever since I signed up for that thing last week my spam box has been flooded. Wish they would stop.

Also, I installed SuperTuxKart last night but for some reason I can't get it into fullscreen mode. The box in options for fullscreen is greyed out. Great. Looks like I'll be checking out its config file later.

Spam will always exist but easily ignored. That and Spam emails don't even try nowadays. It's mostly crap that says "WARNING@ ACCOUNT LOCKED" from a bank despite it being very easy for the user to recongise that it's not from their bank by hovering over their fake email address.

I, on the other hand an Imperial prince in need of a loan. If you transferred a quadrillion septims to my er.... yeah this joke won't work. *takes it out back and kills it*

On an unrelated note, Fantastic Four, the film that went against everything that made Fantastic Four the Fantastic four and seemed to be either a case of "Crud! I just realised that we need to make one more FF or Marvel gets the license back!" or "You know, comics are rubbish. I know, i'll do it my way! Turn them into teens for the target audience! Turn that doom fella into an anti-social hacker because evil doctors are a joke, oh a lot of CGI" ended up sucking according to reviews. It looks like it will not be getting a sequel. I mean, the previous films weren't excellent. They were good and enjoyable but still, they had a long way to go but FF reboot? If one makes a film that turns the audience against it by not even attempting to stick to the basic elements, one will see that film crash. I have heard that even...

The Adam Sandlar film known as Pixels, which is said to be his worst film and pretty much rips off Futurama's idea then makes it to be very rubbish, unfunny and makes Uwe Boll look good, managed to beat it in the box office in the UK.

On a plus side, Suicide Squad looks amazing and was surprised to learn that Deadshot was in the trailer but i'll admit, i didn't even know of it's existence at the time. I think they have also confirmed that Bats gets a Batcamoe but not by er.... what's his name Batman. Where as Batman vs Superman needs to not follow the same gritty Nolan feeling. Just brighten it up and through in gritty for Gotham scenes due to Gotham City being the worst place to live. That and it has insane clowns.

The way Harley's been presented of late, though— I saw this poster thingy for a Batman game or somesuch with the rogues' gallery, and all I could think of when I saw Harley Quinn was "When did Jeanette Voerman stop being a vampire?"

I love you, Spark.

Get in line.

Alright, where do we start queueing?

I would love to live in Gotham City. Sure, crime is high, but there's always Batman to save hineys and then there's the bad guys to join. Personally, I'd like to be Bruce Wayne's secretary and take his batmobile for tune ups.

If you think about it, Bruce Wayne's parents being murdered was probably the best thing to happen to Gotham in years.

Or was it? Before Batman there were just normal organized crime bosses. Afterward, super criminals started coming out of the woodwork.

It's the same for Metropolis. Before Superman showed up it was just petty crime. Then super-powered villains started coming to try and be the one to kill Superman.

The evolution of the superhero motif is that the defining event which creates the superhero also brings about the emergence of the supervillains as well. The good guys aren't the only ones who'll find a calling and answer the challenge.

Man, that whistling sound as this entire conversation flew over my head was freaky, man.

I can't recognize people at a glance anymore! You keep changing your avatars! *whines*

Remember when MM was Leonidas? I miss those times.

Skyrim avatars are all the rage right now.

In keeping with the theme, i shall change my avatar to Butt Stallion or maybe Handsome Jack or maybe, Skyrim's most infamous creatures and physic animal along with actually being in the same game, the dreaded common rabbits!

I'm a demon now, screw trends.

There are no themes. There is only Al.

Well, I wouldn't say that. But Al is certainly the dominant force of any trend.