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Mmmm, girl pie.... *drools*

Yeah, uh...It's technically still cannibalism.

Heh...

*looks at username and then looks at friar to see who will connect the dots*

How is Fiar related to friar?

Fiar is similar to Friar - Friar Tuck - you can Tuck into food - they were talking about Pie...
(or, more likely, it was a typo)

Or i've discovered that Fiar is actually Friar's evil clone and we have been talking to the evil clone ever since 18th May 2013!

Why the 18th May 2013?

BEcause i did not misread a joining date and it is totally not your date instead of fiar thus ruining my clone joke that was..... posted by my good clone. Yeah, the sane clone that is sometimes referred to as Dovah or the First Dovah.

The reason why she got turned into a giant blueberry was because she was a glutton and the story made an example out of her. Actually, it made an example out of everyone (except for Charlie).

Well, the Gene Wilder movie did for Charlie. But the Gene Wilder movie also had the Scary Tunnel and the Wonka Freakout, so it doesn't get my consideration.

Yeah the Gene Wilder version is freakier than the newer one. It's been ages since I've seen that one though.

that feel when you like a guild but you know you're getting too close to crazy [&@%!]

I had a 50 minute phone call explaining basic addition to a woman who thought her partner was stealing from her.

When I'd finished going through the sums for the third time she had me clarify I was white.

Then informed me she wasn't racist though.

I'd be more concerned about her being racist if she asked if you were Asian.

If she had to ask that, then i would say she's racist or has dislike of a person's race. As far as i know and granted, it's been a while since i've worked directly with members of the public, race means jack all when serving them. But i could be wrong and being a decent person means singling out people based on a certain thing.

Speaking of race, i hate England sometimes due to a loud minority of bigotted [&@%!] doing everything they can to ruin any and all peaceful demostrations on various topics because.... well, i'm not even going to repeat what they say as A. I would become an awful person and have smash my own head against a wall. I hate doing that. B. It's racist and stupid. No, i mean it, they are stupid to the point where they can't even get the religon or race right.

Anywayssss. Let's not go down that road, yeah?

... Giggity?

mmmm, Nanza.... *Drools*

Giggity

Butt scratcher?

Mosquitoes are the worst insects in the world. I'm used to all the stinging insects but the mosquitoes are just relentless. Some around here say gnats are worse but I'm used to them. They land on you by the hundreds and you feel your arm all 'tingly' but there's not much of an itch when they leave. Mosquitoes on the other hand...my legs look like they're shaved in random patches but that's from excessive scratching.

Apparently, animals are now spies. I mean, really? Iran is.....

Iran has arrested a dolphin for spying. I mean, who looks at a dolphin and goes "Hmm, he'll make a good spy. Boys! GET THE SPY TECH!" They are in the sea and very unlikely to find out any information beyond sea related things. Personally, i would have used Argonians as spies.

Yes. We were discussing Willy Wonka yesterday and i posted that as a creepy joke full of creepiness just to mess with people. That and it even made Nanza question wherever to use Giggity or not. For me, that is a success.

I remember the bit in the tunnel but what was the Wonka Freakout?