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Now, THIS is how you eat Pringles!

Do you also eat sandwiches twice the size of your head in one bite like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo?

It ain't pringles unless you have the remains left over in the forms of random bits of crumbs. Also, mint pringles are crap.

Kerr, i would but i literally can't afford to do that. Yet. I have also been told i've looked like Shaggy as well.

... Mint pringles?

I'm not sure if that's Shaggy's tongue hanging out of his mouth or a slice of ham.
It's kinda gory that Scooby's mouth is dripping with blood too, but with a sandwich that big, i'm not surprised.

Oh my god! Is that blood in Scoobie's sandwhich!? It's finally happened! His meat lust has finally got the better of him! NO-ONE IS SAFE ANY MORE! RUN!

@Nanza, over here, they did a mint flavour during the christmas period. Twas awful and pretty much tasted like toothpaste.

That's cool -everyone should have an animated character that looks like them.

You shall not eat pringles with mint, as with traditional chip flavors; it is an abomination. - Lay'sviticus 18:22

Pringles?

It's all about that Zesty Salsa!

I had tayto chocolate once (it's a chocolate bar with Irish cheese & onion crisps inside of it) and it was not good. Just because two foods are good separately doesn't mean they're good when combined together.

I rather look like an Anime action hero or a cool dude with a long trenchcoat and sword. What?

@Nanza, i think they also did a chocolate flavoured pringle for christmas. Yeah, i think someone let Willy Wonka loose on the Pringle factory.

Eating a bit of chocolate, then eating a crisp immediately after, is good though right?

No, I don't like mixing chocolate and crisps. I do empty a packet of maltesers or whatever into my popcorn though.
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Willy Wonka was just trying to commit tax fraud. Think about it, children don't have to pay tax. Wonka still runs the company and everything carries on basically as it did before Charlie became the CEO. Charlie doesn't do anything but the Wonka company, an international confectionery giant saves millions of [insert currency here] a year on taxes they don't have to pay.

He also murders numerous children.

It's a potato chip, Aarah, not a crisp. :p

Ugh...I'm about to get a shot in my foot. To say I'm nervous is an understatement.

Trey not to think of how big the needle is.

Techincally, Aarah is correct as we call potatoe chips by it's properly name like true gentlemen and gentlewomen.

That does explain why Willy Wonka is fond of getting children to run his company instead of another disturbing reason and no doubt, he doesn't pay tax in the UK.

I haven't seen/read that dark version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Kerr.

Lol, you've spotted that I like/go on about the quirky differences in our words, I see!

Don't worry about your shot, it'll be over in a flash!

He didn't murder them, he just caused them extreme trauma which will undoubtedly leave them physically abnormal and psychologically scarred for the rest of their lives.

I've read the dark version and the unrated version. Let's just say that i needed a lot of strawberry booze for a few days.

Having this mindset makes world travel much more enjoyable.

More verses from The Good Book!

Let your snacks always be full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to cater everyone. - Delicioussians

Everyone will be salted with hot sauce. - Mark n' cheese 4:49

Come to me, all you who are hungry and famished, and I will give you chips. -Snackews 11:28

With a batch of brownies, I've fed a thousand men. With a batch of brownies, I made fatasses out of them. -Fudges 15:16

I'm not saying he planned what happened to the kids but he's clearly very negligent. Four different children had something really bad happen to them at four separate occasions over the course of one afternoon visit to the factory.

The kids' accidents were brought on by situations engineered to test their suitability for taking over the factory. The kids in question were all responsible for their own misfortunes on that day.

And with a giant fish, I delivered a can of ass whupping to my foe. It was also on sale. - Dovah random number.

One of the girls was basically turned into a blueberry.

I'm not saying they made a pie out of her....They made a GIANT pie out of her.