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No, solely cause I can't justify the cost for what I want.

Regarding the money thing...we need to iron this out in a contract. I'll have my people contact your people.

I didn't really 'meet' said person i was behind him in line at the gas station when he started talking to the lady there about how he won it.

Oh and 'dosh'. That's a new one! Haven't heard that before. Neat.

What do you want?


I thought a verbal contract between friends was good enough, but I suppose if you don't trust me enough for that then I will wait for your people to get in touch.


Yep, that's a classic way to impress the ladies.


You like? Here's a few more slang words here for money: dough and wonga. (Though I think maybe you'd use 'dough' over there too?)
I don't use those two myself, but if ya pop over to London and other places (vague), you'll probably hear them. I just use Quid and occasionally dosh.
Oh, and smackers. That's another one.
"This jacket cost me 50 smackers!"

answer is a text wall. Short answer is it's a combination of images that make up who I am today. It would be pretty friggin huge but would easily cover up since I'm thinking shoulder.


...ouch! The cats got claws.


Haha it wasn't like that. When someone wins a scratch off (or the lottery) the vendor makes cash off of it as well. He was asking the gal if she heard anything about that.



I'm a nerd for cultural tidbits so yeah pretty cool.

We say dough quite often but not wonga. Wonga sounds like an austrailian mammal of some kind. Now 'smackers' is very interesting. We say smackaroos from time to time but never smackers. Regarding 'quid' I finally learned that from a former mod here who I will refer to as Queen Spineless, ruler of all of Backstabia. Was happy when I learned that though cause I hear it often but never knew what it meant. Feel kinda dumb though cause it's pretty easy to figure out given the context.

.....I mean...just.... okay....ummm. Hmm.

Not sure how one conveys speechlessness with words? Excuse me while I go look for my wit I seem to have lost it.

This last page and a half has been hugely entertaining for me.

Please, continue.

Believe, I wasn't implying I left you around. Though, how did you escape your cage? I thought as per UESP Policy #983772, subsection 9.8, Believe was confined to the netherrealm for crimes of being Believe?

*Sighs*, all this talk of dresses means I'll end up being kidnapped by the S'wit and Aarah, forced into a dress and forced to do a shakespearian play.

Well, that ain't happening! Can't do it if I'm no lon.. *Wills self out of existence*

I'd pay to see that.

How much would you pay? I'm seeing if it would be worth my while.

I'll chip in with Wolfie for that too.

Pretty sure this is a case of "Just tell us how much already, it's happening."

Hmm, easy money then.

As you probably know, Dovah and I do like to annoy each other, so making him put on a dress and do a Shakesperian play is a task that you wouldn't have to pay me much to do.
Saying that, the fact that you are willing to pay pretty much anything, hmmm.
I suppose I should give mates rates, so how about we say £250 and we got a deal.

That's just my fee, if Avron does want to join in, she'll have her own fee. She'll have to pay for a flight so i'm guessing hers will be higher.

Ooh, this sounds like quite the show! I’ll pay to come see, but I would prefer some VIP treatment if I’m going all that way to watch.

Of course, Cass! You can have the branded coca-cola instead of the generic supermarket brand cola.
Sooo VIP!

I just posted the money now. It's going by boat, since I know how olde fashioned you Brits are. Should arrive by... May?

*sighs* I go get the pink fluffy dress and underwear. I better get a better wig this time and a script worth my time! I am a professional, not some amateur who can dance for your enjoyment with crap tools.

And screw you, Aarah, buddy! *waits for the classic south park gag to take off*

As for coke, I find that there's little difference between store brand and cola. I had papa johns pizza last night. Also, can I suplex my sink? Tis [&@%!] me off.

Not only that, I happen to have experience forcing unwilling people to act out Shakespearian plays as well, so there's an experience fee. And the exchange rate. And the sweetroll comfort fee...

It's gonna be a pretty pricey business. I daresay Aarah and I could strike it rich.

Ooh okay that's very VIP. I'm down.

Dovah in a Shakespeare play and VIP service? I'm definitely in. Just tell me where to send the money...

AWWW AARAH I LOVE IT WOW THANK YOU

YOU'RE THE BEST

I APPRECIATE YOU VERY MUCH

You're very welcome!

And the feeling is mutual!

^ I think I have one of those laying around the shop

You should put it in your garage with the message 'leroy's Pit Stop'.

....so me 'figuring out' discord is like explaining the internet to an 80 year old whose not interested. That being said when I get it all sorted an issue will be if you jerks use mics... I am an audiophile and while I'm sure you all have 'angelic' voices I would like to listen to my music at a high volume w/o interruptions of said 'angelic' voices. I do love you guys but I mean yall should see/hear my sound system. You wouldn't be able to argue a point without dancing cause it sounds so darn good.

EDIT: here's my bday wish, this pic as a poster

Wonderful American and her music is a guilty pleasure. It's cute and all how gals cover 'at last' but they miss absolute gems like 'bridge over troubled waters.' I challenge any of you to listen to that and not start singing like you're in a church somewhere in the south. Can't do it.

Sometimes I wonder if years in the future someone will look through my posts the way I look through old forumers'. Or maybe I will forever pass into obscurity. Or maybe the forums themselves will forever pass into obscurity... I don't know why, but this is what I'm currently pondering.