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When The Last Dovah attained CHIM He did not ascend to Amaranth.
Instead He became the Anticipation of Sheogorath, The SheoDovah.

For He realised that all must attain CHIM, all must participate
in the Union of Divine and Mundane, and only by turning His back
on Ascension could He become the lantern illuminating the path
to enlightenment for us all.

When you became CHIM it became the most important day of your life. It altered it and set you upon a new path but for me, it was Tuesday.

Also, kneel before the Sheodovah or Cass will not return for another 20 weeks.

This is literally torture

This is my revenge for every cake you nicked. Every meme you stole using your green powers, every time you did something, this is my revenge. Hmm, i don't think this requires an evil laugh but what the heck. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Bans Dov*

By banning me, you have banned yourself for I am you.

Sounds like a bad twist from a Stephen king book

You are a Stephen King Book.

There are no bad twists in a Stephen King book.

(I've never read a SK book, but I wanted to say that just to be contradictory. )

Do I need to break out the Imperial guard again?(Seriously, that should be an emoticon.)

No you don't because we just ignore that guard.
Though I'm a bit concerned because there's a new book out about scum and where to find it, which seems to be directing the guards to us. The book also details how to get rid of said scum, so we better scarper.

They may have a book but I have an axe! And I can CHIM whenever i want to thus becoming a one man lean mean ass kicking machine and for some reason, the ability to make the best burgers in the world is given to me when i do that.

Pfffft. I'll bring my Ordinators

And I'll bring out MAH AXE.

I miss Cass u guys

Thanks to Beta, she will not return for another 16 weeks. You all have Beta to blame for it.

You know what really sucks about epilepsy is seizures. Just had one a couple hours ago. I'm okay but it's really nerve racking.

Aw dude, I'm sorry. I couldn't imagine.

I'm glad you're okay though!

That sounds horrible! Good to hear that you're okay. And here I was complaining about the bad weather

We all do. Just think, if Cassandra were here she'd be digging up posts we made to embarrass us with. And if that does happen, hello future Cassandra! Future me is glad you're back even if she's trying to act cool and aloof about it and annoyed at present me for writing this.

@Leroybrown: That sounds pretty bad, glad you're alright.

@dremorababe: You live in Dubai, you almost certainly get the most uncomfortable weather of anyone of the forum. I mean people in UAE can do this right now.

I know that feel...

What I'd do if someone ate my strawberry.


Ahh, I just remembered I have strawberries in my house. This is great.

Aww, don't fret everyone, she's due back in a week and a half.
*crosses off another day on the calendar until Cassday*

@Kerr
So I'm guessing that you really like strawberries then?

Yes I...

Goddammit, if Cass was here I could compare myself to Kaylee Frye and someone would get the reference. This is what being Beta must feel like.