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Oh no. I missed out on all the Daedric fun. Hircine daddy af. Also Molag Bal and Vehk are the only otp that matters

Sounds like a passive aggressive joke Molag would make

Is it your birthday today? Don't deny that CheeseCheese isn't you.

Don't be absurd. There is only one St Dovah's day a year. Cheesecheese is not me. *Sharpens sword of account hijacking* This is unrelated. *eyes rapidly go from left to right repeatly* Nothing at all. Nothing.At.All.


Also, #[&@%!]

Yu du nut lick mundays?
Tell me why!

Fix'd. Bc if your gonna do it at all, you better do it right

For that, Beta, Cass is now gonna to return in 16 weeks. Pray that it is not altered any more.

*Beta goes to the Corner of Woe, forever*

You know what you did. *Grabs popcorn and enjoys Beta's sorrow* I shall feast on your tears.

*Claps approval*
I was going for the song lyrics of 'I don't like Mondays. Tell me why!' but in hindsight, the strange accent I randomly picked for the first line doesn't match the song.

Urr. That's kinda gross. Not sure you can feast on tears either; they're not very filling.

What is already dead cannot die.

The dead don't eat food and you post far too frequently in the food thread to not be eating food. Ergo: you are not dead.
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Or perhaps it is you who is dead and all of UESP is in fact a dream of yours. Which is a rather odd way to spend one's last dream but hey, at list it's not lists.

Well, that's just a mean thing to say.
You people on here are far too zany and colourful for a dream.
Also, the dead don't dream. So, neh!

Akatosh says hello.

YEAAAAH! TES reference strikes again! *Poses dramatically*

Peryite > Akatosh. Only in terms of raw power though.

Umm...tell him I said hello too?

Akatosh says that I'm to put all of you into quaratine. Mister Flibbles wants to remove you from existence for putting ketchup on lobster.


Anyway, why do people tend to use a [&@%!] entrance of a supermarket as an imprompt meeting? Seriously, groups of people should move out of the way and not become a darn obstacle! It's a very minor issue but come on, tis annoying!

^Just bring your megaphone. That's what I do.
Works a treat. It's amazing how quickly people will move their arses when someone is shouting "EXCUSE ME!" in an amplified voice near their ear.

Nah. I'll develop a dragon soul for myself, fuse with it and accidentally CHIM then use the power of the Voice to blast fools out of my way! Ye will rue the day ye elected hang arund the entrance of the supermarket.

A megaphone is way easier, but whatevs.

Will be epic if you pull it off. Make sure you film it and post it here if you do.

CHIM? Do you even amaranth you filthy casul!