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I don't do blessings but you can thank god for Jim Sterling though.

^Is that aimed at me? Or Jim [&@%!] Sterling son? Just wondering

We could feed them to the Homuclus Cornflakes, Beta. If I am wrong about it being able to eat people, blame that intern. Shut up, intern! You are making me look bad!

This ? It's aimed at Jim Sterling because he stole my blessing. @Beta

You know what sucks about walking face first into a giant spider web? A lot. But I think what I hate the most is the thought that the spider is on my back and any second I'll see it on my shoulder out of the corner of my eye. Also the sound the web makes when you're pulling it off your head is gross. Straight out of a horror movie.

Then get sued by Digital Homicide, become the number one Boglin princess, do a weekly show in a.....unique.......way of tackling topics and ramp up the ego. Like Jim [&@%!] Sterling, Son. By the way, thank God for Jim Sterling. Are you thanking him yet?

I should create a Jim Sterling cult thread at some point and Beta did not even give me the chance to change my avatar. You SKELETION WARRIORS! Dum dooo da doo da, SKELETION WARRIORS! I really can't do the theme in word form. I can do the Skyrim one but that doesn't really fit the stolen joke/reference.

Leeroy, just pray that it isn't Shelob.

What if we don't know anything about Jim Sterling and don't want to know anything about Jim Sterling?

Cass, pls, don't tempt the Dov, your only asking for trouble

Is Jim Sterling trouble? He seems like the sort that would be. Just the name "Jim Sterling" has a suspicious ring to it.

You are my actual forum daughter. All the rest of you are adopted. Except maybe Kerr.

Then Boglins shall kidnap you and send you to a Jim Sterling Educational Circus tent to be educated in the ways of the gaming media's greatest boglin and showman.


Ah, Mars thinks she adopted me. Pfft. It was I who adopted her. She was molded by my insanity, guided by it until she became Goatmom. Then she turned into Sauron and took over UESP.

Good

Why them two? I demand an explanation.

Aww, yay! I am the true daughter of Goatmom!

Because I like them more than the rest of you.

Why are you saying that, Mars? Why?
Are you just deliberately trying to make us sad?
Cos it worked.
But I've moved on now and now I'm mad.
That's right, you've made me mad!
So SHOO! Shoo, goat, goat, shoo! Get out of the garden!

I'm gonna go rant about you in the ranting thread!!!

Aarah right now:

Aww, love you too Mars.

Hopefully I don't do something terrible like dislike Evangelion and get myself immediately disowned.

Yes. That's right, Mars. How could you be so heartless? Kanye knows.

(Btw, if you want to know the look I'm giving you right now, see my avatar.)

Honestly, there are a lot of legitimate reasons to dislike Evangelion, so I wouldn't hold it against you.

Oh, I was actually wondering about that. Is there any meaning/purpose behind your avatar, apart from for giving people disdainful stares every once and a while?

^No. I just fancied having a Draco Malfoy avatar, and thought he looked good in that one.

I'm already disowned and there were rumours of me being made into the Humoclus Elder Scrollurs to spread the word of TES for Todd Howard and giving UESP more power.

What is this trickery? Cassandra with a non-anime avatar? >_>