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As long as it's the ziploc kind and not the tie handle ones.

I'm wondering though: are people having long showers, or do they get so many texts that they can't leave their phone for ten minutes?

If you've learned anything from me, you will feel bad about this once you know.

I am deeply disappointed.

Probably them young'uns. Ah, back in my day, we used carrier pigeon and fought roaming gangs of ruffians. The year was 1908 and it was a year where carrots were banned. I was a mere lad back then but everyone looked up to m.... oh god, i'm doing a simpsons reference. In 2017.

If anyone needs me, I am just in the process of smashing my brain into tiny pieces.

Oh dear. Something's gotten mom's goat.

@Aarah: I honestly don't know. Why do they feel the need to have a screen on them at all times?

You think I'm joking.

My hatred for Asgore is 100% real and unironic.

Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have become so emotional. Even goatmom is not free of faults.

Aww, don't feel bad! You're still the best goatmom a girl like me could hope for.

Aaaww. ]:)

This is all you need to know about Toriel & Asgore's relationship.

Toriel is doing great on her own and I hope she stays that way because I don't think I could handle Sans being my step-dad. Could you imagine what he'd be like, could you?

Undertale spoiler:

*gasp* Kerr, you changed your status. For the first time in, like, forever (that I can remember, at least).

It's likely the same person that throws cakes. The person who breaks into people's houses to tangle every bit of wire and the same person who hides ye keys.

Though, people that walk and text or walk and are glued to their phones are just the worst. Watch where you are going! Or don't get a bit miffed if you walk into someone and they get miffed. They have the right. You don't.

Ah. So you're saying it's a pixie.

No but you can expect to hear from their lawyers soon about slander.

In a shocking twist, Aarah is revealed to be the one behind it. In another twist, she is turned out to be a clone of a clone of yet another clone.

.......

Resident Evil is more clone then zombie. *stares at the wall* (The film series, i mean).

Don't be silly, pixies don't have lawyers. They are carefree magical creatures.

And that's not a shocking twist. Everyone knows I'm responsible for every devious act of mischief that befalls them.

What can I say? It was the most relevant question I'd heard all day.

Can't argue with that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whilst I can't argue with that, I can complain about then move onto complaining about the biscuit political state then realise my tea is cold, weep uncontrollably and contemplate the cruel reality of life before making myself another cuppa and forgetting everything about reality. Then end up tutting loudly as some ruffian pushes into the queue when i'm waiting in a queue and silently think foul words aimed at that person.


My logic is undeniable!

I deny your logic, therefore your statement is false.

They really should have lawyers given the crap other faeries do.

"That apple you ate after I offered it to you, yeah, the rules say you need to stay in my court for a year and a day now. So eh, dance on the spot for a fortnight and then I'll find something else for you to do. Later."

I'm sure Pixies have lawyers. They're an internationally successful band with multiple hits after all.

That's Pixies though, not pixies.
Don't mess with the Cornish ones. Unless you know the immobulus spell.

Speaking of HP, did anyone else think this scene was stupid because if Ron had said the spell first, Hermione would have been pushed backwards into the fireplace.

So, what I get out of reading this is that Aarah is a pixie.

That explains a lot.

Mildly off topic, but speaking of boxes and work >_>. Down in the ER by the printer there are a couple stacks of boxes with office paper.

Welp, somebody's bright idea was to mark a couple of them as "Free Kittens".. And one marked as "Extra Body Parts & Limbs", oh, that's just lovely