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I do love a good soul crushing.

Also, I agree, bittersweet endings are the best.

And since we're doing that, here's my anime gif. Who would be the receiver of the congratulations? Well...

I am immune to any and all forms of attempts of crushing my soul. I am more then capable of making myself truly miserable and am my worst critic. Literally, I can really go off on one at myself. Oh, the internal yelling, put downs, attacks. These are what I can truly do to myself and crush my own spirit. Spending what seems to be most of your life unemployed does that to a fella. Or me not being a social person due to usually, a lack of funds has resulted in me becoming my own worst enemy and can really ruin my own day. That and trying to get a [&@%!] job for over 2 years and puts it at 6 [&@%!] years in total for a permanent job allows a lot of negativity to form. Yeah, i used to have days where I really hated myself. Fortunately, those days are a thing of the past.

All these feels and gifs are too much. Too much I say!

I would be a sadistic git and post every single sad Final Fantasy scene in here but even I know that is too far. That and i rather not be exposed to the saddest scenes in gaming just for a cruel joke.

Oh god, FF7:Remake is going to be extremely cruel with that scene! Why!? WHY Square! Why couldn't I use a phoneix down? Why did you have to use that theme for that scene thus even thinking or hearing it is enough to make me sad!? Why!? You cruel RPG developers! WHY!? T-T

Alright guys I'm en route to the train station, let's talk about something to help me avoid boredom.

Goat things: What o' what can't a goat eat?

Someone hasn't seen enough shojo.

Goat things: Are you asking what they are/are not physically capable of chewing and swallowing, or what they could/could not eat without dying?

Stuffed peppers.

Goats can't eat goats. They frown upon it.

Goats eating goats? What is this, goatception?

Call in the sheeps, things are about to get woolly! I repeat! Woolly!

At least it's not an evil train that will chase everyone down as we kinda lack a Sabin to suplex that [&@%!]. I could try to suplex the [&@%!] thing but it's an entire goshdarn train!

What is it with you and suplexing things?




I hear they are actually making a film called Goatception. It promises to bring the gritty realism of Sharknado combined with the complex storyline of goat simulator.


What do you get if you cross a sheep with an elephant?

Suplex city, Aarah. Suplexes everywhere.

*looks back in general*

Oh, good, you're done with that depressing crap. *eyeballs Cass*

--Goats are badass. Chilling on mountainsides like it's nothing. Headbutting children in petting zoos. Killing children for their souls. Cooking butterscotch-cinnamon pies with fire magic.

So? I've harvested the souls of children, headbutting fools like a Krogan and cooked butterscotch cinnamon pies with a lighter. Granted, said light is on steroids but goats ain't got nothing on me!

And don't blame Cass. Blame Beta. Because it's National Beta day! Which I made up but still, blame Beta like South Park blames canada.

Or blame me as usual. Whatever, i'm off to harvest more souls.

So, just like the bad language censor we have, I put Dovah's last post through a madness censor.

Ahh, much more readable now.

As much as we all love Toriel and wish she'd adopt us, tossing deadly fireballs at your child isn't the best method of parenting.

Also finding out Toriel is a play on Tutorial had me like:


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Playing mad libs with TSD posts seems like it could be a lot of fun.

Oh dear, it seems Aarah has made me out to be quite the potty mouth. It would be a real shame if she were taken care of by some top men. Who? you ask. They are Top. Men.

You wanna know true madness? Type into the advance search everytime Div has mentioned "Beta"

Who's Div? is it me with a hat? Because I don't adknowledge me with a hat.

*Dov

It seems Beta is slowly going mad. First, he mixes up Alarra and Aarah. Now, he thinks I'm Div and Dov. Which is not the names of two metal gear inspired walking tanks that I created nor part of my plan to engage UESP in a 4 game plot that has tons and tons of twists.

He's probably just been writing too much HTML.