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I know he's gone but sometimes I feel I can still see his posts.

See, Kerr's getting into the funeral spirit.

We never actually said who we thought was corrupting you. We all said we were looking at the culprit and then Baloth said "why are you all looking at me?"
I certainly wasn't looking at Baloth. No.
I was looking at Beta. Yes.

Beta be sending a GHOST POST.

Oh, true. Baloth's just trying to take the glory for himself, I think.

And I hope that Beta's ghost doesn't come to haunt me. Did I do anything to make him mad while he was on the forums? I don't think so.

*A haunting whisper in Cass's ear*

You don't think so? Hmm, I disagree. I think you rustled his jimmies more than once.
Don't worry though. There's always salt, iron, or if need be, exorcism.

*Somewhere far, far away*

Ah, UESP has a ghost problem.

I'll grab the flame of arnor and make sure that it does not prevail.

*Wind Blows*

It is okay, my child. Everybody is afraid of the unknown. I am sure they would not have shooed you away if they had had the chance to speak with you...

One day every one of us will die. It never stopped hurting...having to live with the fact that for you that time came earlier than most others...at least now I no longer have to attempt to cope with the fact that this state will never end for me. Shall we haunt this house as its benevolent guardians together, then? I regret all of my decisions.

]:')

Or, or, we nuke it from orbit, nuke the remains from orbit and to be extra safe, destroy the planet. No-one's using it and it is rather meh.

Chill, my child.

But I merely want to destroy the world in order to become a god and for some reason, I would have one angel wing but would have an epic battle theme playing everytime someone engaged me in combat.

Yes, well,, you're a bad post! Very bad post indeed! I do the best posts! Biggly posts! Yuuuge likes of my post. Best posts there are. Everyone says it is so it's true!

*Echos from afar*

At least it's not a Skeleton warrior and triggers whenever someone is about to use ***! to interrupt the ***. Or the skeleton dogs from Dark Souls that show you how to skeleton right unlike TES skeletons which are nothing compared to the skeleton dogs that love to ruin your day if you are not expecting them or underestimate them.

You kidding? This is exactly why I'm telling him to shoo.

And this haunting business is why I said we needed a funeral. I bet that's why he's still hanging around the forums. Never got a proper goodbye or anything.

*A chilling breeze*

As someone who is very familiar with the supernatural, I can tell you that is not why Beta haunts the forums. I.... may have accidentally casted a trap soul spell on his corpse and I may have forgotten the soul gem that one usually needs to trap a soul thus his ghost being bound to earth. What? It's been years since i've soul trapped UESPers. Give me a dang break, guys.