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Yeah, that's it.

I've got Mayday pretty much learned, just polishing it now. ^-^

But, like, you. How long has it said "Wouldn't *you* like to know?" I only just noticed it today. Has it been there a long time? I don't recall what you had before.

Oh, you tease me! I want to see that choreo now you've told me it's almost learned, but I know I can't.
(Though I did ask you to tell me previously, so...my fault).

I just changed that status today, actually. I didn't have one prior.
(See, I knew you would like to know. *smugface* )

I'll film it once it's a bit cleaner and PM it to you. ^-^

Ah, so that's why I couldn't think of what it was. See, mystery solved. I'm happy now.

We are SO ready for Yarrow Run. Mysteries smysteries.

If I ever get full coins I'm going to make my title "Knight Captain" cause like, what else could it be?

Come on Bethesda, make The Elder Scrolls VI already so I can rack up those coins.

We used to have a Knight Captain Kerr, Kerr. You two would have liked each other. I think that knight captain resigned after Kerrgate occured. Wondered what happened to them afterwards?

This talk of coins reminds me that Aarah still has my custom made coins. I best PM her and put in place a petty revenge plan if it is revealed that she spent them all on lists.

Speaking of, we ought to do something about her lists. I hear that she even tried to sell actual UESPers to fund her list habit. Even I don't do that!(anymore, granted, it is because of the Dovah-UESP treaty and the threat of being sued for all my madness_

TESVI won't be announced until at least 2019/2020 but apparently, Bethesda's new IP is called starfiend and is basically TES in space/No Man's Sky. It is rumoured to be announced at E3 and sponsered by Mountain Dew, M'aiq's sweetrolls, the Guard Knee Awareness Charity and Lollygagging Matters.

If I ever get GM coins and qualify for the special rank Just to spite, I may go with Goatdad/Moderator(and not Lazy Bones/Moderator) you know, bc I could

Oh who am I kidding.. It totally has to be Pro Rustler/Moderator ^_^

Now, that's just being greedy. You already have green coins and have the power to change them to any coin ye fancy. Next, you'll be wanting my avatar, Aarah's lists and the key to the UESPmobile.

@Dovah
Yep, the white ones are still awaiting your approval. Though they might be a bit grey now but i'll dig them out and give them a dusting so they be all shiny again.

And what's all this fibbing about my lists. You're always making them sound so nasty and tainted.
The lists are pure and beautiful, and I do not engage in any dubious activities in order to fund them. (Apart from that one time, but that was ages ago.)

Also, Beta isn't allowed to drive the UESPmobile because last time he got a dent in it, which he denied was his fault, but subsequently lost everyone's trust.

The filthy stupids lists are filthys. We destroys it's preciouses.

It still isn't my fault. How was I to know that Beta could phase through walls and nick the keys?

Jim Carrey = Me
Jeff Daniels = Dovah




Ooo, that's one of the coolest powers. Kitty Pryde and Jesse Kilmartin.

The fat stupids lists are fats stupid lists. It believes its to be precious. We shred them, dear. But they catches us. Shreds them in their sleep or we could let her do it. Yes. Yes. We feeds them to the spiders.


And no, i don't know why i'm doing Gollum atm.

I will burn you, Dreemurr.

Tori, pls

The children, they're sleeping Tori, they're sleeping. Can't you see? I even made them lil beds and tucked them bed

Tori, pls, stop, pls, I can explain. Think of the Children Tori

Think of the Children

*Beta gets banned*

Thus Dovah took Beta's place. Under Dovah's rule, UESP became a fair and safe place. Cake crimes went down by 100% and fun went up by 100000%.

UESP propsered.

The end.

GET THE DLC FOR 9.99999!

If my husband murdered half a dozen children and stole their souls I'd probably want a divorce too.

Haven't you heard? It's kill or be killed

Ugh, I really want to replay Undertale but I also don't want to replay Undertale for reasons anyone who's played through True Pacifist would understand.
(This is when Beta tells me to go back and kill them all.)

BURN THEM ALL!

Admit it, some part of you secretly wants to.

Same. I'm not ever touching my save file again.

*offhandedly bans Beta*

You all say that Baloth was the one to corrupt me, but I'm not so sure. Just look at all the bad advice Beta's sending our way.

It's okay, he's gone now.

Good. But I feel like we should have a short funeral for him or something. I mean, he was a Mod, after all.