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Hello from the machine room at work. Our entire cooling system is broken and I have to kill time with the technician until he gets it fixed. Fixing involves waiting and pressing buttons. This may take anywhere between one and seven hours. I slept one hour last night. I have to work again at 1 PM tomorrow. The technician is talking to me about drug and cigarette dealing systems in Russia.

Help.

No. Your suffering shall be allowed to continue for the Greater Good.

Hello from a bus stop in Paris.
Your predicament sounds undesirable.
I have sent someone to replace your technician.

Russian drug and cigarette dealing systems is an odd topic for small talk.
Alternative topic suggestions: breakfast foods, skiing, popular current tv shows, cheese.
I hope this has helped.
Hasty machine fixing to you.

@Aarah: No, I wouldn't consider it a genuine cake, but I have a standard I need to uphold

No cake! No cake for anyone! Them the rules!

I do find drug and cigarette dealing systems in Russia pretty interesting. Apparently most of the acid in Russia is sold online from a lone house somewhere in the middle of Walachia.

It was Cassandra that asked about the cake, not me. But I'll let you off because I know talk of cake gets you all in a tizz.

I was present when cheesecake was being dished out tonight. Is that ok?
(Trick question, cos I don't care even if it's not ok! You hear that?! "Oh I hear. No Boops for you! None!")


Then why the call for help? *Swishes cape angrily and flies off to help other citizens*

I guess you could say Cassandra has become, Married to the Music.

She probably wants help because she's very tired and wants to sleep. Talking about drugs and cigarettes in Russia does sound interesting though. A lot of the time when strangers start to make small talk with me it's about football and I just draw a blank.

Come back, one year! No more!
Banned!

Aww, no fun! Ok. No more boops.

Correct.

We've moved on from drugs and cigarettes to weird things you can eat. I mentioned Nanza and the time he had to leave in the middle of a TF2 game to pick up some bull's hearts from the butcher. Biology students, man.

Aarah, just let it happen

Let.. Let it happen...

@Mars: Hopefully everything can be fixed quickly!

I appreciate this very much.
Talk about a weird video, though. I mean, I've seen some strange stuff, but this is most definitely out there.

Also,

If you want to extend your material don't forget that all the weird things that Nanza has eaten are in his sig.

Edit:
@Beta
Oh no! Not the 'just let it happens' again! Ok. No more boops. I promise.

Edit Edit:
Ah, Cassandra had remembered to bother us. Bother!

Quarter past midnight, looks like I'm going to have to empty out the entire frozen goods section.

No! That's awful. You have all my condolences.

I retract any and all bothers I sent your way (I can just send them to Aarah).

Ah no. Will you have to throw all the food away? How much is there?


You could, but why would you do that? That would be mean. I thought you were a nice young lady. I haven't been thinking wrong, have I?

Naturally, Mars has to eat all the frozen goods. ALL.OF.IT.

Getting some nosh now and then straight to bed. Boss is [&@%!] at the maintenance company because they managed to accomplish basically nothing.

That's good that you didn't have to wait there for hours, at least.

I did though. Technically I finished work at 9:30. I left at 1 AM. Still, at least I get to sleep now.

An extra 3.5 hours? How crummy.

Aye, your sleep be well deserved.

@Aarah: But, I have to bother someone. And it would be meaner to bother Mars when she's already bothered enough as she is.

@Ranting Thread Aarah: Same though. I hate that so much.

@Mars: Ah, I'm so sorry. I hope that you sleep well. ^-^

I thought your main bother target was Kerr. Mars and I were third on your list, and therefore not worth bothering.

Yours does it too? The fiends!

I can't bother Kerr too much. Then I won't get the picture.