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See,you guys see what I'm saying. You can't even complain about losing to cuteness of that level.

Any and all instances of Kerr saying "yippe" deserve to be saved and protected forever.

HA! Unlike Kerr, I purposely do this. It amuses people and i am molded by my own insanity. For you see, I..... am just insane and have waaaaaaaaay too much time on my hands along with limited socialising and a mind that is beyond decay.

Or i'm naturally like this and it helps to keep myself content.

Or I am not actually a human but the Secret Sheogorath bot that was never released, became self aware and currently selling everyone's details to the likes of Activision, EA, Mountain Dew, Doritos and Fox News.

I'll go with option C, Bob.

That was the wrong answer. Now let's see what you would have won if you got the correct answer.

You could have won...

A NEW CAR!

Now, get off the [&@%!] stage, ye loser and get out of me sight before i sick security on you.

Joking aside, I am capable of switching to serious whenever I feel like it. I merely prefer to be silly.

That and UESP has no rules against not not not being silly or not not not not not be serious all the time.


That's going to happen now isn't it? If it's dubbed the Dovah rule, cakes will be burnt, lists will be shredded and erm....

I suppose, sneak destroyed copies of TES into people's bed as a message.

Yippe, Aarah won a new car.

Even I have to admit some of those posts are kinda precious, reading them was a blend of complete embarrassment and going aww. I can't believe I used the expression "rock my cotton socks."

Aarah could have won a new car. She did not.


Whereas, I am not. Though, Early Dovah used to be a lot more insane. I like to think i've kinda mellowed out. Then I usually find a way to destroy that thought. That and tis my way of handling what could easily be a soul crushing, give up, no hope in bleeping heck situation. Granted, life still finds a way to subvert it but I like to think that this has given me the energy and power to push forward.

Or I'm not actually real and everyone else is doing skooma. Whatever, make your own darn crazy theories up. Darn kids nowadays. Too lazy to make up theories about me.. *walks off grumbling*

I don't want your poxy prize car anyway. I've seen it and I know it's a 1985 Mini Cooper, so you can do one, mate!

Hey, buddy, i ain't your mate. You can do one, pal.

In the words of Sinatra: I love you. And I know your dream vehicle: '92 Jeep Wrangler. Or possibly a '92 Explorer.

Only if the Explorer comes with night vision goggles under the seat.

Yeah but they're heavy.

Good. That means they're expensive.

Do you understand how happy this makes me?

Do you really?

This verges on sailor suit Beta levels of enjoyment, and I didn't even have to pay for it.

Then I'm really in for it when my Sailor Jupiter cosplay hits the net.
(I should specify that I'm making a joke, that never happened, sorry to get your hopes up Cassandra. Although there is a picture of 3 year old me wearing sunglasses and posing on a tricycle.)

Also I'm certain that was partly me making a joke about the fact that Sackboy is made out of a cotton sock.

One day, i may cosplay as Harry Potter. It's been said by many folkes that i look like him or at least, used to look a lot like him. Darn aging is taking my potter look!

You might as well just post it now and save Cassandra all the hassle of bartering with you for the next two days.

@Dov
Maybe you could just be a Daniel Radcliffe lookalike then. He keeps aging but Potter will remain his film age forever.

You like me, Kerr, don't you? You think I'm nice? I think you're nice. Nice enough to show me just one picture, that's for sure.

And I get the reference. It just makes it cuter.

Hmm, we'll see child. It's late right now, but bother me about again later this week and I'll track it down for y'all.

Kerr is not weak, unlike Beta.

Experience frustration, Cassandra.

I think it's funny that Kerr thinks it's necessary to tell Cassandra to bother them later this week.

You two are making it very tempting for me to drag this out to annoy Cassandra.

Funny thing is, you could just get any old picture of a 3 year old wearing sunglasses on a tricycle from the internet and Cass would be non the wiser.

There's one person I want to cosplay as if I ever get the chance.

@Mars: Who ya calling weak? (There's still a list of photos Cass is waiting on)

@Kerr:

I'm gonna change your name to Dirty CIA Man.