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It may work on some, but I am not affected by your cuteness, my dear.
Now if you were a puppy, oh, I couldn't ban you then, oh no, you'd just be too cute wif your wittle fwuffy face, wess.

I would still ban you, if only to prove a point (What's the shortest amount of time I can ban again? 30min! That's too long!)

I have armour against that [&@%!]. Kinda happens after your heart gets stepped on you learn not to lay out the red carpet for a soul in the world.

@Kerr: Well, as long as you don't like it, I guess it's okay.

@Aarah: If I were anything, I'd be a kitten.

@Beta: 30 minutes? Too long? Aww.

@Leroy: Does that mean you would ban me, if you were a mod?

I have created a monster.. (And she is wrecking it with these anime gifs!)

*Le super smug right now*

@Cass

Yeah, kittens are quite cute, but I find adult cats cuter to be honest.

You guys have corrupted me.

I am forever tainted by these forums.

There is no going back.

Now she understands what GD does to folk

I only found out when it was too late(RIP past Beta)

If I get made the scapegoat for this again, I will find Beta's cakes, Aarah's lists and the darker side of insanity shall be unleashed on them. We all know i'm capable of it! Many cakes have been destroyed by me and many lists shredded. I have no limits. I am vengance. I am the night. I am the goshdarn SheoDovah!

Fixed those typos there for you.

Now presenting; Cassandra 2.0!

Faster! Stronger! More meme processing power! More kawaii! More exclamation points!!

Buy yours today, at Slave Trader Joe's!

Barring a sudden shutdown by The Dovah for unlicensed trading. Would be a real shame if someone were to take a bat to your games, Baloth. Would be a reaal shame if something bad happened to your business.

I'll buy five! No wait, scratch that!

Provided that they are still in business and not sudden suffering from a zombie infestation as a result of a non-payment of a zombie tax. By the way, UESPF has yet to pay me the zombie tax or there may be a few million zombies unleashed. *strokes beard*

Um, excuse me. I leave to go listen to a missionary for a couple hours, come back, and what do I find? Not only am I being sold into slavery, but apparently seven of my clones are, as well. Are there no rules against this?

And Beta, I see how it is. "No, Cass! I won't sell you into slavery! I'll just wait for someone else to do it, then buy eight of you!" Wow. Much appreciated.

1.) Am kinda hammered and blasting music so don't take anything I say to heart, I love you all you're all perfect please don't change
2.) Joking aside regarding the red carpet thing, that's a lesson folks will have to learn for themselves. I think if I just point it out dudes will turn into dicks in order to try to avoid manipulation so that's not good.*
3.) So had a point three but can't remember it. This makes me angry. I will edit this post goddamnit!
ninjad!

* insert gif of puppets dancing here

EDIT: I need like hat or mars right now. get the [&@%!] over here

Ha, you really think I'd sell the OG herself? Nah man, that's 8 clones. Real deal Cass is sitting in our head office, counting our profits.

Cass, pls, listen. They'll live a good life, out on a farm where they can live every day in relative ease and can watch all the anime marathons they could ever want D: Pls, listen, my intents are pure!

Psh, yeah. As if. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's a bona fide clone you've got there. Real me doesn't have any part in this business.

Who the heck buys 8 clones so that they can watch anime all day?

*backs away slowly*
Aarah...? Mars...? Anyone...? The GD is getting weird...

Did somebody call?
What's the problem?
Oh, OH. I see.
Yep, this line of conversation is weird. The weird police are issuing a cease and desist on all Cassandra clone related talk.
Please make your way over to other lines of discussion.
Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day.

Aww, thank you, Aarah! I knew I could count on you to keep these late-night weirdos at bay.

*Me @OG Cassandra* You say as if watching cutesy anime with 8 similar like minded folks all gawking and yelling over the same moments are a bad thing?

Plus, Cass, pls, think of the memes

Fine. Of all ways for me (and me and me and me and me and me and me and me) to spend my time, I guess watching cutesy anime is one of the best.

And what memes? The memes you'd show me? The memes I'd show you? The memes we'd make?

And thus, everything Aarah said has been forgotten.

Weird? This ain't weird. I've seen GD get a whole lot weirder than this. This is actually pretty normal for GD.

...or maybe I've just been reading GD for so long that weird = normal now.

No, we can get weirder... BRING OUT THE TURTLES