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Oh, do not doubt that I could obliterate just about anyone if I wanted to.

I ain't shy over any dirt she'll fine. Hell, I'm sure there will be some laughs too or just straight up weird confessions(like, say, if I had a pirate ship) @Cass about past/future selves: Tell me, at what point should I bring up the whole Senpai-sama please notice me(your in my dreams) fiasco? 2 years? 5 years? A week?

I think me since I was 19 has been mostly fine bar some noticeable cringy things and hiccups. But teenage me is another story altogether, so much cringe and I'm pretty sure I started posting here when I was 15.
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The year is 2037, it's a warm sunny afternoon and Cassandra is sitting outside watching her children play in the garden. Suddenly a courier drone appears overhead and drops a cardboard box at the bottom of the garden. Cassandra gets out of her chair and starts walking over to it but her eager kids have already opened it up. She arrives just as they're taking pieces of paper out of the box and Cassandra's daughter turns to look at her.

"Mommy, what's a husbando?" Winry asks. Cassandra sees the screencaps of forums posts in the box. At last Mars has had her revenge.

Hey, I've seen that Floating Pickle post before! (The threads I've seen are kind of weird. How did I even get to these obscure parts of the forums?)

Y'all can just go die in a pit.

Fine. I'll gladly do just that. And I won't blame a damn one of ya(Bc I probably deserved it)

Who summons me?

Tease Cass? Oh, but...if everyone else is doing it, it's too mainstream now. So, I guess I'll just unflinchingly defend her character until it drops off again.

Heyyy, leave her alone, she's cool. If she wasn't such a gentle person, she'd put a foot up your ass and then pirouette. Make it look classy, too. Summon applause from thin air.

@Beta: Okay okay, I take it back! Don't die on me! That'd be worse than my potential future public humiliation.

Oh, and I just remembered, there's been something that's been bugging me for a while now. Beta, could you explain to me the difference between your and you're?

@Baloth: Your support is most appreciated, but hardly necessary. I think that so long as you never ever ever share year-ago me's PMs with anyone, that should be sufficient.

You're making this way too easy.

But Baloth won't ever betray me (I really, really hope).

*All looks towards Baloth*

PM's? Why, I wonder whatever those could be about? It could be anything"

*Begins to ponder over the possibilities*

@Cass: Honestly? Whichever my autocorrect forces me to type, plus laziness. I mean really <_< sometimes I have to fight with it just to get the right word in(recall the angle incident)

Well, Baloth the Betrayer DOES have a really nice ring to it...but no, of course not, my dear.

I mean, unless someone would offer me, say, some nice shiny green coins, or perhaps a vocaroo recording of Beta singing my praises.

Even I'd be up for sharing PMs if it meant I got to hear Beta sing (I mean, year ago me wasn't so very bad).

Mmmmmm

*Slides a baby picture featuring a sailor's outfit on the table* Strategic Salt

As your legal counsel, I advise you to take the mystery box.

Nooo!!! Give me the sailor suit picture!!! It's worth it! It's worth it! (anyway, I've been looking through the PMs and have found only 2 cringy bits thus far. It's probably fine)

The older you get, the more of it will become cringy to you. Take it from someone who joined here at 14 and is now 19...

See, I've looked through them all now, and there's more than a couple cringy bits in there. And you know, I can see things that are only going to get more so over time. I kinda want to just burn it all now, before it gets worse.

You see, Beta? You're losing daaaayliiiight...Better offer up something before she hits delete!

Oh, meanwhile, I'll clean out my own inbox. Let's see what I can find!

No That pic is worth a much better barter, and you know it

*Tucks it back in his wallet*

Soon.. Someday soon...

I've never even gone to look at my old posts/PMs. I don't want any ugly surprises popping up that'll add to the arsenal of "dumb things I've said/done that I will never forget about and that keep me up at night"

To be honest, I think everything I say now is going to be even cringier than year-ago me, in a year or two. Well, won't that be fun.

@Beta: Can you just give me, I don't know, an estimate of what I'd have to pay in order to see that picture?

Fairly speaking, aside from RP conversations with the likes of Justice n Hussein, and a few short term conversations between others on various topics.. My inbox is fairly clean.. Blackmail-wise speaking <_< I mean, it's a horrible mess in terms of organizing since I can't be bothered to do it on mobile like I use to(on PC)

Now then.. If we went into idle late night Chat chats or Skype.. Well then..

@Cass: Do you really want me to answer that?

Late night me is not a good thing. Ever. That girl doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut.

And yes! Tell me what it's worth to you, so that I know if I should even try to get you to show it to me.

I mean.. Are you certain? (You're forgetting whom you're talking to).

Plus, why do you want sailor beta so badly? It's not like there aren't others.. Like idk a pic of lil ole me in a teddy bear onesie.. And.. Oh [&@%!], what on earth have I done

Hey, if I ever have pics of me in weird costumes or anything, I'll be sure to post them here. I have no shame.