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That's one thing I actually did know about! The whole thing where everyone had a colour they posted in - I've come across that thread before. Didn't it change to purple at one point?

Something I am picking up on, though, is the fact that Mars used to be a silly poser, too.

Nooooooooooo don't look at my old posts, they're so bad.

*hides face and runs*

Wow, Mm has over 40,000. That's quite some posting.

I wouldn't worry yourself over what people used to be like, Cass. Enjoy the now people.
(It's the prequel to the Tomorrow People).

@Mars: Nooooooooooo, your old posts are fantastic! We've got cute little Mars:And then we've got sassy star destroyer Mars:"Now your statement is satisfactory" I love it.

I'm gonna actually die irl help me

I'm legit so embarrassed

You're confronting me with stuff I forgot about long ago here :'(

Nah, this stuff is beautiful! You're legit a blessing upon this earth.

That opinion will change once you get to something I said that's actually unironically horrible (yeah I know) so I give you this legendary advice: do not go further down this rabbit hole.

(thank you though <3 I am weak to compliments)

Mars, we needed a ball-buster, and generally speaking, were we wrong?

@Velv: Mine wasn't exactly strike worthy or a slap on the wrist >_> More so a new member getting some friendly advice, even if I was damn scared n a shy lil user then "Your humble attitude is so refreshing. You have no idea how much so." ~Mm

Guys, remember after Alarra & Dohva's promotions, the rumors about the next TPM invite and all the speculation(especially in Chat).. Ya, that was quite entertaining to watch from the front row

Oh, Mars. *shakes head* You might as well have dangled a circle skirt on a stick.

RIP Mars

@Mars: Oh, how you tempt me. But alas, I have other things that need to be done. I guess the secrets of your dark past are safe... for now.

All of you were such troublemakers. The one time a mod PM'd me was because my very first post was a necropost. No misbehaving for me.

Someday I'll have to go back through your old posts, too, Beta.

Well, no. I don't mess around, and don't you forget it.

@Cass: I'm so glad. What's your paypal? I'll pay you to stay out of my pre-2014 posts.

Mars. Stop. Your gonna need a coffin by the end of this

If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that knowledge is priceless. Sorry.

I wasn't.



A necropost? I am shocked, Cassandra. Shocked!!!

You're too smart. I never should have started this conversation. This is what a big ego gets you.

*deletes own profile*

Welp, have fun with that. I hope you like reading thru TES topics and lore discussions (Any bets on how much I've changed?)

Just, stop once you hit the Fight Club.. We don't speak about that

Do you know any bargain undertakers? I'd like to have myself buried.

Don't worry, Mars. In five years time, you can get your revenge.

@Aarah: You were the one who PM'd me, too. Very nice about it, you were. Ah, so sweet.

@Mars: I'm learning from the best.

@Beta: It's easy enough to skip through to the General stuff. That's where it gets good.

And I'll be sure to remember the Fight Club. Sounds like it will be most interesting.

@Cass
Oh yes, I remember that. You were such a nice user, right from the start. And now look at you! Nah, I kid, still just as nice.

(Also, don't know why Beta didn't heed his own warning about saying too much.)

This is why I can never have kids. What Cassandra's doing is bad enough, but imagine if it was your own children digging through your old internet posts 20 years from now finding ways to roast you.

I read about a teenager who found the X-Files fanfiction her mother wrote in 1998 and just *shudder* it doesn't bare thinking about. That poor mother.

Stop, stop, you're going to give me nightmares. I already have nightmares about dumb things like my phone's screen being cracked, I don't need to think about my hypothetical children finding out I said Tolkien writes "serious" fantasy in an auburn font.

@Aarah: Either he's an idiot, he secretly does want me to look at the Fight Club, or he's using it as a red herring. Whatever the case, I'll be sure to check it out.

Also, I don't think that this will be very hard. But I'll survive. Just so long as you don't get Baloth in on the effort... Should that happen, I think I'd die right there and then.

@Mars Just think though, what you are writing right now.
In another 5-6 years time you'll probably be cringing at what you just wrote. (Because we are mean to our younger selves and give them a hard time).

@Cass
Yes. they all sound equally likely, best check it out, like you say

Note to future people that are teasing Cass with old posts: Get Baloth in on the effort