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Don't bring me into your lies.

I already have a flamethrower and you know it.

That seems like a liability hazard just waiting to happen

*Looks at all those flammable lists. So flammable*

You think that I have my lists written on plain, flammable, paper?

Yes.

How come Aarah is allowed to keep hers but mine was confiscated for "Safety" reasons? Just because I set fire to the forum several times(With Beta's permission!) and tried to build a fully function "laser" beam on the moon to target indiviuals that i called a "Death star" doesn't mean that i am not to be trusted with flamethrowers!

Yes it does, Dov. Yes it does.
(You gotta show some finesse with your gadgets).

*nukes UESP from orbit.* Fitiness that! wait, that doesn't work as a one liner. Wait, i just wiped out all life on earth. I really actually did it. Damn me to hell! I'm a manic! Damn me!

@Aarah: You think I take you for a simpleton? Why yes, but that's beside the point. Computer hard drives can burn too, ya know. Fire bad. Fire very bad

*When the condescending tone from an S.S UESP A.I. makes an appearance. Reader beware*

@Dov: I find your insistence with diabolical weaponry to be, crude. I mean, a laser beam? Really?

Personally, I would of just retrofitted a high powered leaf blower and set to blow an endless stream of office paper at high speeds. Yes. Endless. Do you wanna know what a flamethrower lacks? A clear message. And that message being millions upon millions of paper cuts

Beta, you really need to learn that the true ulimate weapon is Nanomachines. Nanomachines will beat everything, son. Or parasites. Wait, parasites as a weapon is dumb. Nanomachines are the future!

And the issue with paperloaded weaponry is the cost! To give someone a slow death, ye require 10000 per shot and that is rather too much. Now, a laser weapon, it pays for itself. One shot usually burns them or turns them into ashes.

There is cake based weaponry but it has too many cons. Mainly because people are more likely to [&@%!] eat it then be afraid of it!

@Beta. Who says a keep them on a computer? You, apparently.

No, no, lists are kept on the best, most robust, flame-proof, frost-proof, waterproof, etc medium.
What's that, you ask?
Ha ha, as if I'd tell you lot.

It's another list isn't it

*Shouts over to the eager crowd*

She keeps her lists inside of another list, the secret is out boys! Mistory solves

Because the Boglins and pogs made you do it. You see, the Hormcolus Cornflake is plotting it's invasion to get back at it's entire painful existence of being in pain and if it can't stop it's life, it will wipe out everything else via boglins and pogs. No, i am not joking. Yes, i am serious, no i'm not drunk. I may have snorted half a kilo of jelly babies but nevermind that, the boglin pog warmachine is going to kill us all!

Lists on a list? Pff, now you're clutching at straws.

You can keep guessing...but you'll never get it right.
*Sashays away with a smug grin*

@Dovah
I'm usually pretty good at translating your particularly Sheo-y posts, but your latest one has defeated my skills.

Just respond with a generically vague anime gif and call it even. That's what I do on a daily basis to yall, and look, I turned out fine

I take back what I said about everyone on here being nice. Mars is the only nice one.

Take that, meanie jerks. Go Team Nice.

@Cass
Hey! When did I get kicked off of team nice?

Outside - Sitting on a plastic mushroom, eating a blackcurrant lollipop - Kojak style, and now it's raining. Weather -whatcha gonna do.

Team Nice! Team Nice! Hip hip hooray!

@Aarah: You tried to lead me to a life of crime. Nice people don't make other people commit crimes!

Also, a blackcurrant lollipop sounds very nice. It's a shame about the rain, though.

Ah, it's Britain. Ain't nothing new.

May I ask, what crimes did I try to lead you to?

The only crime I can think of is you pushing your sister down the stairs, and that was all your idea, my friend.

Well, I wouldn't have come up with that idea if it weren't for you, now would I? And besides,

Ah. Yes. >_> You got me there.

Tch, no crime? Nice Club sound interesting but not if you're expected to be Lawful Good. Probably not allowed curse either.

Aarah's the right [&@%!], and I'm the left [&@%!].

Beta is center [&@%!] boy.

^That's right. [&@%!] all round.

Yes, Aarah can not counter the sheer might that is Sheodovah's insanity! MWAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

And what's all this? Insults being thrown around? *tuts* All of thee should be ashamed of yourself. Shame on you. Shaaaameee!

Now, if you excuse me, i've got to return this soap box.

@Kerr: Well, I suppose some crimes are okay. But if a crime involves being mean to someone, that's not very nice, now is it?

As for swearing, well, I don't see anything wrong with it. Though actual curses are a no-no.