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What's wrong with Carlton?

It's Carlton.

But Carlton is funny. And that guy can dance.

I'm not funny and I can't dance. So HA!

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I'll be staring at a mirror contemplating life whilst sad music plays.

It's funny, you never hear people say, 'I like short walks on the beach'.

How dare you accuse me of such foul things! I'll see you in court, Aarah! Tennis, Badminton, Chess, Legal, Batman, White, Yelllow, 12. 34.53, Fallout. Pick your poison and I will challenge thy to a duel over who is correct.

Pfft, I've been doing the whole sad music thing before Mars. I am the forum sadsap and the UESP version of Ted from Scrubs.


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Wow, brain. You really are a **** today.

If i don't appear again, just assume I've used a holy hand grenade on my brain to shut it up. Oh and yes, I have the holy hand grenades. Never know when the rabbits of Caennorg may rise again.

I'll see you in any court*, as there is so much evidence against you that you can't possibly win.

*except a food court, we can have lunch after you lose, where I shall be paying in celebration of my sweet victory

Jokes on you as I'm a poor man and have no job thus nothing can be taken! Hahahaha!

Only I get to make fun of that aspect of my life. Why? Because I'm the Silly Dovah.

Are you trying to out-hipster me, dude? Cause I know a lot of music uploads on Youtube that have less than a hundred views.

I can outhipster anyone! I do hipsters the best! Everyone says it so it must be true!

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I feel like i should forever be ashamed for this joke.

Hmm...then I shall take away your socks. Have fun getting cold feet at home, and sweaty feet when you are wearing shoes! ha hahahahahahaha!

So you want my sweaty socks? You do realise that when my feet sweat, it can be rather unpleasent smell. But only if you're sniffing it. Stop sniffing my feet.

Don't be daft. I shall take all your clean socks. Unless you are saying that all your socks are sweaty, in which case I shall don a hazmat suit and collect them. But you may be just trying to put me off of taking your socks, in which case, nice try buddy.

(Also, eww, feet are gross. All feet. Yes, even baby feet.)

I have Dave lister feet. actually, i don't. No-one has Dave Lister levels of smelly feet.

I'm not jealous I like my cold, lovely north

No, I'm stating if Florida(one of the most southern states as I recall. Plus, you know, Miami) has such a staple of British kitchen utility, then there isn't really much excuse for most other American regions

(Also, cold brewed tea and coffee, diviiine ^_^ )

Cold.Brewed.Tea.

Seconded.
Get out of my pub!
(I'm guessing only Brits will get that quote but I had to say it.)

Oye! [&@%!] no

(Drinks his cold brewed sweet tea)

Behave yourselves.

*sips on iced espresso*

This is turning into a Brits vs Americans tea-off, with Mars as an impartial adjudicator.

Beta.

[&@%!] that [&@%!], chill as [&@%!], greatest stuff!

You're wrong for thinking any different

@Dov: [&@%!] bring it, m8

Beta is swearing a lot more lately.

I bet it's that cold 'tea' he's guzzling.

It's my [&@%!]' influence that's what it is.

There can only be one!!