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God damn spider of the sea, I tell ya

Here's a Dovah Top Tip(Copyright 2017, I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE AND RAW IF YOU NICK THIS!):

Brushing a Shark's teeth is a quick way to turn into a sterotypical pirate. The hook is awesome but rather risky when it comes to scratching itches. But the scars on one's face does add to painting of a pirate. So it's not all bad.

Oh and never ever play tag with a Deathclaw. There is only losers in that game.

;:::D

I hope your lusus dies when the Great Glub occurs

*sighs* Guess I'll get the ol' magnifying glass and melt the ice caps. It may take a while.

I.... had my flame making things confiscated for repeatly burning UESP to the ground years ago.

Hey, me too. She's not very nice.

When I don't know what you two are talking about I assume it's Homestuck. That assumption is always right.

I don't know what these lusus things are but according to google one of them is a very happy bio-luminescent kitty with a massive head.

Oh Kerr :33 Wait till you see the 'manliest' lusus of them all

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Those Google results had me mighty confused.

Should we be worried about this?

Only if your lactose intolerant

I'm not but I'm worried my new bio-luminescent feline friend might be.

Would you care for a glass of STRONG milk?

It looks like it's in pain. Is it?

Man, Human Resources is such a weird dehumanizing term. I'm pretty sure "Human Resources" is what the aliens in XCOM called that goo they were refining people into.

Nah, that was dinner.

Kinda rude of XCOM to invade their base and ruin dinner by slaughtering everyone though. Sure, they were trying to wipe out humanity(this is the non-spoiler thing) and sure, killed a lot of people but come on! Invading during dinner?! That is......


I shall have to sound the horn of Tuts. For this requires an entire nation's worth of tuts.

My sister showed me Blair Witch Project and now I'm thoroughly creeped out. Why did we have to watch it right before bed? Why did I agree to watch it in the first place? I really don't do well with horror.

I do. Horror has no effect on me beyond jump scares and even then, it works half the time. I am immune to horror and laugh at many attempts of puny films to scare me.

I cant remember the last time I watched a good horror flick..

Hush and Don't Breathe. It Follows that something Sinister is going on and you need to Get Out because at The Conjuring, I Saw The Devil in The House of the Devil and if The Guest of The Witch, the Blair Witch comes out of The Green Room then You're Next. You'll want to be one of The Final Girls when the Evil Dead summoned using the alchemical principle of As Above, So Below by The Woman in Black who lives at The Cabin in The Woods get on a Train to Busan so they can Attack The Block.

I was just going to say you need to Get Out more but I kinda got carried away naming 2010s horror films I like and wanted to see how many I could cram in.

It's good to see that Kerr is just as poisoned by that certain wiki on media as I am.

Just.. Just.. God dammit Kerr

Very clever. I never laugh out loud when reading online forums but this came close and I will probably steal this joke to some extent. Also kudos on the XCOM reference. I play like 3 or 4 games and this is one of them (due in part to childhood bias).

The games are TES, XCOM, Witcher, and a game his parents invented called "put the baby in a cage and throw things at it".

Oh no, is that one scary?* Because she brought that one too. And Blair Witch, Scream, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Poltergeist, The Babadook, Saw, Ring (the Japanese one), The Shining, The Silence of the Lambs, and maybe more that I forgot. I'm in for an interesting time.

*In terms of being scared, I'm generally a more visual person. So, I would have been fine with Blair Witch Project if it hadn't been for because that gave me something to visualize. In the end though, it wasn't too bad. Which is good, because she claims that it's one of the least scary of the ones she brought.

BOB from Twin Peaks probably holds the trophy for the thing in films that's scared me the most. It's one thing getting jumpscared but that guy had me on genuine edge for days.