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Looking back at old posts and seeing probably some of my favorite replies/quotes from other users I'm damn well tempted just to give some folk some points for each cheeky laugh they gave me now. Tempted, is the key word there

Old posts really do have so many gems that get lost over time. It's a shame we can't archive all our favourite bits and pieces.

(Btw, do we have to call you Bay-tah now?)

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On a side note:

How is everyone? I want to know how all of ya are!

Bay-tah, how's your rib?
Dovah, how's your ankle?
Everyone else, how's life?

You want to know about my ankle? Well, you see, Aarah. There is a 33% chance of you knowing where as I have a 66% chance of knowing. Combined with the fact that I am growing more insane with each day. You throw logic into the mix and your chances of knowing goes drasticaly down! Logic knows it can't beat me so it won't even try! It means your 33% has gone down to 8.8%! Whereas mine, is at 141.5% of knowing.

Or I'm just being silly and the mundane answer is that it is fine.

Oh and I got a library card today thus a new form of Dovah has been created.


*insert reveal of new Dovah scene*

The Reading Dovah has appeared.

What? I like to be dramatic sometimes.

Untouched and awaiting your sweet, sweet BBQ embrace (It still hurts like [&@%!])
As long as I deem necessary

Eh. *wiggly non-committal hand gesture* Could be worse I suppose.

Oh, I had the Ghost in the Shell manga arrive yesterday, it's hardback, original right to left format. These versions were released to coincide with the live-action film. So hey, regardless of how anyone feels about that film, at least we got these out of it.

Kerr, always the optimal one

"Yea, sure, the world is going to [&@%!] faster than we expected. But hey, look on the bright side, at least I get to put my years of experience with Fallout to real use"

That's you Kerr, down to the letter

1 [&@%!] my head hurts I'm trying not to let it turn me into an [&@%!]. 2 I'm in the schoolboy crush situation where I like a gal that has zero interest in me. Sucks but that's life I suppose!

I know that feel bruh. We're all chasing that someone whom we'll never get that fairytale ending with

Sad faces all around

I aint chasing nobody [&@%!] boy. People like what they like, sometimes this isn't you. That's okay.

There's actually 2 gals like this in my life right now. Neither would give me the time of day. 1 of them bothers me more than the other and frankly it's cause I'm vain as [&@%!]. I really need to get over it, I say it in a jovial sense but joking aside my own vanity causes problems. You live a certain way your whole life it's hard to undo habits.

In other news anyone watch Snatch on Crackle?

EDIT: And I met a girl who is a confirmed hooker but that's another matter.

Okay, stop EVERYTHING! ^This, this is a story that I must hear.

School shall begin from Monday, Hydroxide - Nitrous Oxide. Again will I have to deal with Mr. Gandalf. Luckily I passed the last exam, but I wonder what will be happening to my classmates who failed.

“Fail, no no, your punishment end here. Fail is just another path, one which you all must take. The blank white page of the sheet rolls back and all turns to inky blue. And then you see it: low marks, and beyond, a far dirty page under a swift cross.”

Really don't wanna go into details. Long story short, was having a mature conversation with a friend about a girl who works at a bar. She's absurdly hot and I feel like I have a chance with her. That's when said friend told me about said gal.

Aww, taken down due to copyright? Anyway, Mark Hamill is a blessing.

I like Luke quite a bit too, he's a really nice guy and gets past a lot of the problems I have with Jedi. Like when Yoda tries to tell him he should not leave to rescue his friends he goes "screw that noise" and goes to rescue them anyway. I mean, he sorta screws up and gets his hand chopped off. But then he got a cool cyborg hand, so it all worked out in the end.

Bay-tah: Boo to the rib. Give it some tlc.
(You'll be waiting a long time for that embrace- I don't like barbecue.)

Dovah: Yey to the ankle. And hello to reading Dovah.

Kerr: Well, that's pretty good, but hopefully that hand gesture turns from wiggly to an A-Ok.

Aarah, I will forever await your embrace
"That sweet, sweet, honey BBQ embrace"

(Forever is subject to a duration of 5 minutes. Unless your Kerr. Then forever means forever)

^Looks like im a bit late then.

why does kerr get longer? do you know how hard it is to find barbecue, excuse me, honey barbecue sauce at half 3 in the morning?

Kerr gets eternity bc eternity demands Kerr <3

im not sure what that means, but alright.
Have fun waiting forever, cos nobody wants your sticky bbq rib.

You just don't understand the love that we share!

A love, nestled into tachikomas, dystopian futures, doge, mod bribery, and obscured references

Ah, the endless rejections continue. If anyone needs me, i'll be in the corner, yelling obscurities and venting my frustration as I am being teared apart by unemployment for I cannea take it any more.

>_>
<_<

You guys remember that ebay [&@%!] I was dealing with? He's attempting to cause problems for me. Thank god I'm not overly emotional on the keyboard and I have all the facts on my side.

Other than that I'm hungry. Time for eggs.

aand ninjad

Oye! Dont you shifty eyes me! Only I get to do that.

It is an eggllent time of the year for eggs.