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No Aarah! I said enough! No!

First off Cersei Lannister is the best character in Game of Thrones and all opinions to the contrary are wrong. Secondly, I may have joined the forums the same day as the previous Queen.

Am interested in what you're going to do for April Fools.

Aarah!! (Warning: Language)

I have tuition classes on Saturday, time to play a prank. Helium helium helium helium helium.





Valar Morghulis.

Today my brother was banned from a minecraft server for hacking, he later banned the admin, the reason: 'banning me'. He says he's a prankster gangster.

That sounds like a very light hearted prank.
(I also read that as 'cake troll'. That remind me of someone...)

Really trying to keep my chin up but it's dark days.

Also I really don't like morons. I offered a sweet deal on ebay for a particularly rare car part. It's clearly broken and needs repair - I said so in the ad, but this [@#@] buys it first then starts asking questions after it's shipped. He apparently has a vague grasp on the english language. Ughghhahghahgghahghga

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HEY! I am not a cave troll. Sure, I live in a cave and am part Dovah, part Sheo, 3/4 quarters English and a quarter singapore/Malayasian(Not actually joking about this, I am a quarter of that.) but that does not mean I am a cave troll! Do I need to grab the flamethrower and burn UESP to the ground again? We all know I will do that!

You'll see when the time comes, which is in 2 hours 24 minutes.

"Brace your elves, they have a cake troll" - Boromir Stark.



Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls!

Does anybody want a free rib? Because I am seriously tired of one of mine. Help a mate out, pls?

Is it barbecue? If not, then no. If it is, then no.

(Seriously though, what did you do to it? Did you bash it or something?)

Aarah, eat my BBQ'd rib Aarah, do it. Enjoy the succulent meat most forbidden

(two of my lower left ribs are prone to fractures and below that I.e 11th & 12th set are prone to dislocation and pinching a nerve as a result)

(As of now? One of my ribs are causing me problems lately and been pressing into, relatively speaking, my left lung. I probably injured it during a coughing fit)

Nah, I'm not hungry. And what's forbidden about it? You never had someone's rib before?

(That doesn't sound very nice. Is it something that will go away on its own, in time?)

Do I look like Eve to you? It's at worse a minor fracture, in which case yes it will. And it's a common experience for me. Trust me when I say if I'm fine (Unless I'm coughing blood. Then still, trust me when I say I'm fine)

You're starting to sound like that A.I. from that spaceship.

Good that it's nothing serious though.

All I got out of that post is that Aarah has trust issues

I once cracked a rib, one of my numerous injuries. Helium helium helium.

Ah, the foolish of aprils begins. For me, it is just saturday.

I better not end up with a new avatar, name and my posts changed as part of the ritual of april of fools.

For I will tut loudly. Loud enough to cause half of UESPF to fall into the abyss.

Hehe

Tut tut tut!

You're not wrong.


Doth protest too much?

Doth shouldn't protest, lil Dov

I see. It begins. Concidentally, I am on a low data usuage thing thus this day of FOOLS will not get the gift of the 24/7 all year round, Sheodovah and his many antics.

Oh and Aarah is in fact, HaraA. Aarah's long lost twin sister hellbent on destroying her via an epic trilogy with a crappy ending and for some reason, Nolan North and Troy Baker voices both of them.

Where are the mods when you need them? Here I am, ready to change my username to "Lithium Flower" for today so we can fully enter the alternate universe where my account is GitS themed instead of Fallout themed and none of you are around.

Looks like your [&@%!] out of luck