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Bitter, and devoid of vanilla

I have adult [&@%!] I want to talk about right now.

I hear frogs.

I imagined the kid in Sixth Sense saying that. Might be an improvement to the scene, actually.

In your dreams?
While you're awake?
Frogs, like, croaking on lilypads?
Singing old-timey showtunes like people
They don't sing together, they only sing what they wanna sing
They don't know they're frogs

Sorry, that was me. I farted.

I think I just heard somebody croak..

Sorry, that was me. I was killing some frogs in order to craft the Mechafrog V1 in order to combat the rainforrest where I load it up with the words, load it up reaaaallll good and shoot it to the moon!

On a non-silly/frog related note, this week, is nothing for most folks but to me, it is the week I have a strong chance of having a job by the end. It would have only taken 1.6 [&@%!] years! *flips the* OH NOES! I have no desk! What am I meant to flip now!? *Flips Beta* Ah, better. But yeah, I cannea wait to start temping! I have the power! I have the drive! I am completely wasted! I'm not, I'm just messing around. Or my coffee is punching back after a few days of not drinking it thus Hypermechagoddovahzilla from the planet Southeast has come to be silly towards the 23octdecillion members of UESP.

I doubt many will get that reference.

Beta, did you cut out a chair or something from your avatar? Her posture is...strange.

I think I smell wet dog, not sure if it is just me or someone else. Where's Aegon?! That boy always disappears whenever it's a full moon and . . . oh, hmm.

I wonder what tastes better, frogs or snails.

Frog is white meat, so it probably tastes similar to chicken and rabbit, i.e. delicious.

Snails are cooked with garlic, so they're probably delicious. not sure about the texture though.

Can confirm snails are...rubbery squishy and slimy.

No.. Why can't a fellow just float all innocently and NOT be called out about it >_> Never did that to my boy Sock

Watcha got against Chara <_<

You thinking of snail or slug? Or both? Had this convo with a friend the other day.

Definitely snail.

Sounds like squid

Minus the slimy..

I assumed that Sock was falling through the air, which looks very feasible given his posture.
Chara's posture, however, is unnatural and unachievable without the influence of an object.

[&@%!] magic

Or aliens, whichever cuts your fancy

Also, Sock is a demon/ghost. Floating about is pretty much his MO.. And knives...

Confirmed. I've only ever eaten frog legs once, back when I was maybe 10(?), but I do remember they looked and tasted like tiny little chicken legs.

Given all the different things Nanza has eaten, I'm a bit surprised that frog has yet to make the list.

Nanza is still waiting for his prince, give it time

I wanted to try a frog after watching Man vs Wild. Though the idea first seemed gross, now I want to try it more than ever. Funnily enough, I wanted to try snails after watching Lion King 1½. I guess Little Me gets the better part of my consciousness.

I think I would eat a snail with garlic, the only problem now is to find a snail that is edible.

Coming from someone's who been compelled to try snails on numerous occasions, I definitely agree with the slimy sentiment.

Frog legs, on the other hand, I find more tolerable, but I still wouldn't want to have them again.

I"m in a bad mood. Please cheer me up folks. I'm starting to believe there is no cure for my disease of chronic [&@%!] up.