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Everyone, run! One of them was bad enough, but two? The end is nigh!

Though, it does beg the question: Who is more smug?

^Don't ask that! That will surely initiate a smug-off between the two of them and we'll all be caught in the crossfire!

Do I need to break out Teh DOVAAAAH!? Because I will break out the orange skinned TEEEEH DOOOOOVAAAH! if that is what it takes. Or is it too soon to start parodying stuff like that? If so, then erm........ I suppose, Sir AttenSweetroll will make an appearance and narrate everything! I am not afraid to release the Attensweet!

(A parody of Sir David Attenbourgh that I did for a COTM a few years back and won, i think.)

Yo dog. I remember that avatar to this day.


[&@%!] you and your bone spurs man I can dream.


Last time I got into a smug contest here I think I was given a temporary ban.

Dreams are for the sleepers. The fact that I can never become an anime girl makes me stronger.

"Never dream. "

A message of despair to today's young people from moderator MARS.

I take that to mean that you possess immense levels of smugness, that extend beyond the limits of the law? I knew that someone, someday, would come along with unrivaled smugness and put Beta in his place.

Don't be surprised if this ends up being my yearbook quote.

At least within the realms of this forum's law.


As someone with 21 years worth of regret, I would caution you on this.

Little does Cass realize.. I have the means to convert everybody's avatar into a [smug anime girl]

If you can access the MySQL database, I have a few handy SELECT statements for you. ;^)

You're awfully good at the empty threats, Beta.

Is that you calling my bluff? Cause I can easily make an example out of Winry for ya

Well of course you could do it. The real question is whether you actually would do it.

Not without an avid invitation to do so I do have standards after all

I am somehow not convinced that new avatar was uploaded under normal circumstance.

Aw, aren't I a cutie? You chose well, Beta. But now people get a dose of smugness with everything I post... I have become the very thing I once hated.

Standards are always good. Why I could never be a mod; I'd be changing people's avatars left right and centre.

Yeah, I'll still consider all of Beta's threats null and void.

Are my threats so null now?

Wait, [&@%!]. Wrong color

yeah they're still pretty null

News just in! Beta reveals he is a rubbish mod. What does this mean for UESP and the hierachy of the Moderation team? Stay tuned for UESPF news at 1!

Nothing has changed I'm at bottom and AKB is clearly still on top (duh)

That's not breaking news. We've all known that for years. *naughty giggle*

I have a question: Where are all the smug anime boys?

Same place as always. A folder, duh

You neglect that folder. It must be jealous of the SAG folder.
(SAG=Smug Anime Girls)

So that's why I was sent a rather foul languaged filled report about myself from Beta. Dude really needs to stop using Cakes as half of it is cake related.