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Don't know if this has been done before or not, but...

A few from me...never actually got the point where he's my fan and by what I've seen and heard, Youtube, I'd get an eye-twitch.

- Steal a goblin tribe's staff and give it to him, he wants to carry your stuff right?
- "Now just stand over there on the edge of that cliff and be still *readying your bow*
- Give him that ring, that burns 150pts "Oh, for me...but..oh, thank you sir, you shouldn't h..AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

hes about the most pansy fighter in the game (aside from deer), so it is pretty easy to pop him with a rally spell and just wait awhile

Give him a special kind of apple

Personally, I'd prefer to let him carry all the arrows in my quiver, though, when he had them all he wouldn't be able to go anywhere.

i also enjoy just letting him follow me, and when i get frustrated at the game for some reason, instead of shutting it off, i kill him. it helps

Brilliant!!!! I'm going to have to do that from henceforth, if you don't mind my using your amazing ideas. I get annoyed all the time, and usually take a 10-15 minute food break to become less annoyed.

feel free

Woohoo!

6. The Gray Cowl
Adoring Fan: So, what's this hat called?
Me: The Gray Cowl, heard of it?
Adoring Fan: It seems farmi-
Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Adoring Fan:
Me:

7. Backwards karate chop into Lava
Me: Hey, Adoring, look over there.
Adoring Fan: Okay, Oh! I think I can see a-
Me: HiYA!

8. Clone yourself, and double team him.
Me: Hey, Adoring, meet my twin brother!
Clone: S'up?
Adoring Fan: BY AZURA BY AZURA B-
Clone: *Stab*

More to come

All of you stay away from my adoring fan! He helps feed my ego.

once i tried to let him follow me! but he got killed by a minotaur!

he comes back to life. i think he has a brother named the adoring necromancer or something

Imagine the Adoring Fan at the Anvil Lighthouse.

Now, you unoriginal sots will think Oh, goody! Let's throw him off the top and watch him splatter against the rocks!

And I'm thinking, Okay, I've used Telekinesis and a Sigil Stone to lift my Adoring Fan into the firepit of the Lighthouse. Now, he's standing atop the fuel for a bonfire with an oblivious grin on his face. I think I'll wish him well and walk off without having lifted one finger to harm him in any way. Oh, who am I kidding?

"Hey, kid? What kind of sound does a dog make?"

"Oh, I know this one, great and mighty Grand Champion! It goes 'arf'!"

"How disappointing. I thought it was more like—" *woof*

"By Azuraaaaaaaaa!"

I enjoy using a frenzy on my Adoring Fan and watching him get cut down by the guards

so you can really give him stuff, or is that only on the PC

its a little difficult, you would have to get him to ick it up by having him fight something and then lose his weapon

yeah i can do that, but giving him the ring sounds fun too

I absolutely love Number 6! Its hilarious!!!!!

yah i realized that when i went to the imperial city arena! he was there.......waiting! and i was like IMPOSSIBLE!!!

1.Mod a world of pain and torture (I call mine outworld) Hurl him at a wall of pointy spikes
2.Same as above but with a pit of spikes.
3.Same as above but with a lake of molten lava.
4.Lock him in a jail cell and spawn 50 or so zombies.
5.mod an apple that goes above his head, miss horribly
6.paralyze him for max time while he is under water
7.Use your favorite death traps in ayleid ruins
8.Place him in a pit full of hungry wolves.
9.Raise his bounty to 5000
10. set height to 2000, enjoy the long descent
11. up, down, left, right, A, B, aw screw it just stab him
12. get unneccessary violence mod and throw several pairs of shoes at him
13. introduce him to mehrunes dagon
14. tell him to wait in oblivion, close the gate
15. replace jeelius with him and sacrifice him to join the mythic dawn
16. go to dive rock and tell him to beat it. He takes it harshly and jumps off
17. give him a nice permanant bound helmet... with 150 fire damage enchantment
18. make a mod that disables objects. let him wait in a cave and delete the door
19. same as above only delete him
20. console kill him

I just kill him.......right there and then.....

the only time i brought the fan along with me, i decided to take him to the db lair and strand him there with the rat, but unfortunately on the way to Cheydinhall we were set upon by banditos and a stray arrow pierced him in the neck (from the side, it looked a bit like one of those trick arrows you wear on your head lol)

The arrow was one of mine, i didn't mean to hit him, i was aiming for his attacker and i broke the golden rule of never firing into melee combat.

it was quite funny though

another good place to strand him is in oblivion, erase him from the game altogether

I don't get it... Why should I kill him? I just leave him at Arena district and never talk to him again. But you had some really bad ideas, that I should try to do

i agree, i never usually went near him either but the first time i did, he annoyed me to the extent i couldn't let it go

i think he was designed to be annoying, a gift from the developers to our petty, sadistic sides

Leave him in the blades HQ with Mythic Dawn robes.