The Oblivion NPC Memorial Thread

[Unionhack ●]

Made this topic at the behest of a post in the Skyrim NPC Memorial Thread. So did an NPC in your game die lately, an NPC you were rather attached too or sad to see go? Post a little memorial here, however you like.

[skillest ●]

R.I.P Newhiem the Portly, caught in the fire of a guards bow. He was always my favorite ol drunk.

[Red Guardian ●]

RIP Sinderion.

On second thoughts, not really... You should've grabbed another idiot for your stupid fetch quests...

[Tiber-Septim ●]

R.I.P Sir Areldur
Died by stepping on a falling log trap. 3E433.

PS, thanks for making this topic.

[H8Ball ●]

R.I.P. Glarthir... I got so tired of seeing your never-decomposing corpse on the steps of Skingrad Chapel that I dragged it into a nearby garden out of sight behind the wall. I later noticed that the house-owner hoes her garden every day, so I repositioned your sorry bod a bit. I now visit occasionally to watch and laugh as she contentedly hoes your backside out. Have a happy reincarnation as a novelty compost heap.

[whoman69 ●]

RIP Jauffre and Baurus, killed in the Battle for Bruma. Why couldn't it have been that piece of crap Ulrich Leland? Guess because he was an essential character.

[H8Ball ●]

Yeah. It annoys me that ALL the honorable good guys are suddenly no longer essential, while the ONE dishonorable bad guy who's least worthy to even be there is 100% sure to survive. What WERE you thinking, Bethesda?

R.I.P. Adoring Fan. Took the plunge off Dive Rock, assisted by one of my arrows up his nose. But wait, he has a "get out of death free" card and keeps reincarnating at the Arena!

[whoman69 ●]

RIP Countess Alessia Caro. She must have gone to sleep with a sword in her bed, darn guards always leaving things laying around on their duties. I'm sure a lot of Argonians will show up for the funeral.

[11Justin93 ●]

R.I.P. ALL OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE NINE! In my game they all died in the final quest of that expansion. It really sucks because now instead of "Sir so and so" they are all just called "Knight of the Nine."

[Tiber_Septim_Inn ●]

RIP every non-essential NPC in Cyrodiil. I just couldn't control myself! The voices! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD! ...they told me to do it..they told me to kill...KILL THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHAHA!

No, but seriously. They are all dead on my game.

[Mefris Elmek ●]

R.I.P Eyja.She died of mysterious circumstances.Last thing that is know about her is that she served bad shepard's pie to her master and he was not pleased.
Now he misses her cleaning deeply...