Your Favorite RP Quotes From Other Users

[Imp]

Hello! I am surprised there isn't already one of these! There probably already was once. It is pretty much the same thing as this, but only for RPs and RPers.

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I wasn't here for very long, but mine is:
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Mine is:
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I am going to have to think about it.

[Believe]

You do realise that you've just opened the door to a plethora of sexual innuendo, and not-so-innuendo don't you? Although I suppose it's not your fault. It's Matt's, for starting The Maruhkati in the first place.


On topic:

I will also have to think about it, I have a few from Vampire: The Masquerade, but I don;t want to quote my own characters

[Imp]

Undertandable.

This one was recent, you may have to be in the rp and the PM loop to undertand it, but it made me chuckle:

A partially singed General Howard bursts into Tan's study yelling something incomprehensible about human barbecue.

Tan slaps him across the face and hears the roars for the first time. "What in blue blazes is that General?!" He exclaims

"I was trying to tell you we're under attack by a dragon sir" states the out of breath and now bruised General.

[Kerr]

Sexual innuendo you say? Vampire you say?

Alex slapped at the "cockroach" inside his pants, "Not now boy, I'll play with you later."

[Gideon Dragontongue]

That's priceless.

[Believe]

Sexual innuendo you say? Vampire you say?

Alex slapped at the "cockroach" inside his pants, "Not now boy, I'll play with you later."

Thanks Kerr, I knew I could count on you, and maybe Shadow to make Alex famous
He's one of my proudest creations.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

She saw one of the soldiers take an arrow in the knee, "He will not go adventuring again," she thought as she rushed over to finish the job.

[Eltee]

Per masturbating behind the doomstone made me fall off my chair laughing.

The momentous moments of romances are fun to remember, too.

"You smell nice," while it's not comic gold, makes me smile.

[Believe]

Per masturbating behind the doomstone made me fall off my chair laughing.

WHAT THE [&@%!]

[Gideon Dragontongue]

Per masturbating behind the doomstone made me fall off my chair laughing.

The momentous moments of romances are fun to remember, too.

"You smell nice," while it's not comic gold, makes me smile.

I could quote that entire tavern scene from The Marukhati, but I'd really prefer not to relive it.

[Per]

>.< I swear again, that never happened.

And about quotes, i have too many for one in particular to stand out.

[Eltee]

Spoilerz, guize.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

That's a cool mental image, JV, but usually I just picture this when the Chosen get together:

[MARS]

You can come along. Just don't come to me, crying, if you take an arrow in the knee.

AT LEAST I TRIED!

[Justice knight]

"Hey, Hotsh- uh, Deadeye! I mean Deadeye who might be Morph, I mean is Morph!" said Morph, "how is it going? Any activity, uh, Morph?"

Morph getting confused is always good, there was another quote from The Next Group that's just classic but I can't find it

[Avron the S'wit]

You do realise that you've just opened the door to a plethora of sexual innuendo, and not-so-innuendo don't you? Although I suppose it's not your fault. It's Matt's, for starting The Maruhkati in the first place.

I must be missing something, because, honestly, The Marukhati doesn't have that much hormone abuse going on. You have, you know, two couples (technically just one now since Tireace is out). It's hardly a harem - mostly a huge and nasty boxing ring, rather. I mean, Eltee's Mephala's Web I was way worse. God, King A...I shiver just to recall it.

Anyhow. This is a spiffy thread, but let's not make too much spam. This subforum is way too spammy. I think Matt and I will have to clean it up one day.

And kudoz to Gideon for quoting my OOC post. I hope it gave everyone a laugh!

[Sloady]

"Khajiit would think the prince of plots and deceit would be used to being questioned!"

Qa'Mhirr is such a crazy little [&@%!].

[unokitsune]

"Well, I guess the ice cream truck decided to pass us kids by," joked Morph.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Gideon Dragontongue]

This is humorous on so many levels. None of them intentional by the good Rainbow Fox.

The music was loud this time, it held no hints except for it's loudness.

[The-Shadow-One]

About frigging finally.
That's all I'm saying.

[Justice knight]

Nate looked over at Shift and his dog. "We now have a dog and Stride is still the dumbest one in the party" said Nate.

Ah the things we come up with in The Next Group.

[Frost Mage]

Nate looked over at Shift and his dog. "We now have a dog and Stride is still the dumbest one in the party" said Nate.

Ah the things we come up with in The Next Group.

He's just mad because he was cheated on by Stride.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

Nate looked over at Shift and his dog. "We now have a dog and Stride is still the dumbest one in the party" said Nate.

Ah the things we come up with in The Next Group.

AKA Dragon Age: Origins.

[Justice knight]

Nate looked over at Shift and his dog. "We now have a dog and Stride is still the dumbest one in the party" said Nate.

Ah the things we come up with in The Next Group.

AKA Dragon Age: Origins.

Shh! Give Kerr his moment.

[Kerr]

"Excuse me if forced labor doesn't seem like the best type of labor. It has to be in at least the bottom three."

"Thank you, Gladro. I try my best, and I appreciate comments from the less funny folk. " Ashriel said lightheartedly.

"I'm Ashriel. I can assure you I am not an idiot. 90 percent guaranteed."

Ahh Ashriel Vega.