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Apparently my follower forgot how to walk & instead just teleported behind me every few steps i took.

One time I looked down and saw Roggvir's severed head in the middle of the Solitude market, several days after his execution. Gah!


And this just happened tonight, and I laughed so hard that I cried:
Sigh. How to describe it without getting too graphic...All right, so I was taking a character through Dawnguard and when I met Gelebor, I remembered, hey - I have a nude mod on, I wonder if it will work with this Dawnguard NPC. So I ~unequipall the guy, and his bum is covered not in the usual loincloth, but the underwear weave pattern in black. So I suppose not-underwear, or anti-underwear. Undies from the Negaverse. But then he turns around and it - it - is still there. But it's also pitch black.

It...looked like he was wearing a false one.

I howled.

I apparently acquired a new version of Drain Vitality... the same words as Marked for Death, but different cooldown times and a different description.

It's unfortunate that Better Males doesn't support Snow Elves. That's part of the reason why I never loot the Ancient Falmer gear off of Vyrthur...
Aside from the fact that I want to preserve that one last bit of dignity for Vyrthur. And for his brother.

Just was passing by the farm outside of raven rock, the dead guard over there had something floating in the air.. his shield. >_> his shield was slowly floating high up into the air... 0.o

Walking around Winstad Manor, i was attacked by the usual bandit trio, when they killed my horse. My horse glitched into the ground & only it's rear end was visible.

Also my kid's clothes glitched, quite a scary sight to behold there.

Aye I usually see that thief running around outside but he rarely makes it in. He's most likely the famed cook thief. Cooks all your food then leaves.

Most recent glitch that happened to me was that couple of my followers walked backwards the whole time. When they ran they went into sneak mode and rolled towards me until they stopped,stood up and walked backwards again.when in a fight they just stood there staring at me while taking massive damage.LOL i wish i could replicate this glitch again but i have no idea how it happened. and it happened few times too

The Whiterun gate is buggy for me. When I enter with Followers, one of them will get "stuck" in the gate's graphics for a few seconds before popping out. Usually it's Annekke, and all I can see of her are knees and fists as she's trying to run forward. Today, Meeko got stuck between the two doors, and spent a few seconds sliding up and down like he was on an elevator.

A fun little surprise :

Love Gives Wings
My newest character and Faendal were swimming across Lake Ilinalta; when they emerged, my Sveta stepped on the ground - and Faendal was somehow, without warning propelled high into the air.

Is it sad how many times I was forced to break up fights between Cicero and Serana. I swear it will never end. "Helloo you two.. there's still some bandits here.." Luckily I have yet to break up a fight now that I replaced Cicero with the initiate. Also had to hide shadowmere because I feared for her life>_> now I just travel everywhere by foot and shout. Word of advice.. be carefull using whirlwind sprint near cliffs... sneaky cliffs=_=

@Beta17: I don't quite think it strictly counts as a glitch, since Cicero is supposed to erratically attack all and sundry, including quest givers.

You'd rather crawl when you can't run
My Trallas stumbled upon the poor Windhelm stablehand crawling out of the city when he and the other Legionaries were about to charge. I guess that one does not simply finish the Civil War in between the two halves of the Blood on the Ice quest.
Trallas' fireball is not intended for her, no worries.

@Norroen Dyrd. Actually serana is the one that always starts it>_> even caused me to reload some saves because she would end up killing a friendly npc and ruin the quest. I have however traveled into riften only do help save ppl from the rogue thief but later have all the towns men attack me>_< serana y u no be kind.. It happens less now that I keep the initiate for some reason? But when ever I have a different 2nd follower, serana always has to be a bully! Only reason I thought it was a glitch was because random bugs sometimes occur.. like the 2 turning against me even though I did nothing>_< I do however know the difference between the 2 randomly fighting and one getting caught in friendly fire(or lightning).. I wished I could just have Sanguine be my follower instead of pacing about that bloody fort=_=

@Beta17: I see. I used the possibility during some quests to combine Serana with another follower (like Farkas or Jenassa), and they were the bestest buddies. There must be this certain something about Cicero that makes her want to attack him.


@Perylousdemon: Thank you for your kind words!

Home Away From Home
I love the new player home in Raven Rock (which I keep calling Spinner's End for some reason) - the only drawback is the remains of the Severin ladies, which have been left over from the relevant quest (killed at an early stage because my character was once a protege of Festus Krex and prefers blasting things with magic to sneak attacks) and refuse to clear. I ended up disabling them through the console - but I couldn't help but picture Cicero's reaction to two dead bodies lying around.

^Yes Cicero, you may >_> just don't let Eola find out >_>
-Thank you all mighty listener, mother will be most pleased^_^
~Please spare me the details=_=

The Epic Dance Battle
It seems that both Serana and the conjured Dremora Lord have a tendency to dance in inns while a bard is singing. While in Serana's case such behaviour is pretty cute, in the Dremora's it's just... odd.

^I wished I could make pretty pretty pictures>_< I would do one about a Khajiit trying to hide among some werewolves >_> that or an army of mudcrab devouring the dragonborn while lydia just stands there with her back turned.. why lydia ... Commence with the pinching!!

I'd like to expand on that and say that one needs to be careful when learning the other two words for Whirlwind Sprint before meeting the Greybeards. Using all three of the Words during their training can nearly result in sending the player flying off the Throat of the World.

... I don't even want to know how many times I've almost done that. Just picture a Dovahkiin clinging wide-eyed to the edge of a cliff looking down over Whiterun after trying out Whirlwind Sprint for the first time.

^Fell into a pit of spikes outside of a bandit camp.. wasn't expecting my whirlwind to cut short.. Nearly died>_< but it hasn't stopped me from using my fav shout, despite leading to 2 of my deaths.. gravity y you mock meh!!!!!

Gravity is a funny thing. In Skyrim, anyway. Sometimes it seems to work in reverse.

Anyway, I was coming out of Highmoon Hall in Morthal to go to Movarth's Lair when I found something a little odd...
Idgrod the Younger was floating in the air beside a chicken in the sleeping position with her eyes open.
Right then. I don't think I've seen that one before.

The Last Wills and Testaments of Lash gra-Dushnikh

Based on an in-game occurrence: after I resurrected Lash gra-Dushnikh from Karthwasten, who had died a untimely death during a dragon attack, she just couldn't stop giving my character an inheritance every few days.