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RIP Estormo. You yielded and ran away, but I couldn't stop my storm thralls from chasing and killing you.

I seriously need that Expel Daedra spell >_<

RIP Jon Battle-Born. Lieth the Bosmer doesn't like being called a milk drinker.

RIP Lydia.
My current Nord character did not have any use for you, so she murdered you. Right in the middle of Dragonsreach.

RIP Farengar Secret-fire
I needed your key and pick pocketing wasn't working- no hard feelings right?

You sir.. are about to be haunted for the rest of your life..
Tis a stand-alone joke, but now where would I go to know my many secrets of fire? >_<

RIP Sigrid, Hod, all the Whiterun Guards in Riverwood, and Stump the dog.
You were all killed when a Vampire and his Thralls attacked... Along with one angry Blackwing Dragon.

RIP Ysolda. This time, Brelyna was at fault. Maybe she didn't like it that you both sound alike, so she cast firebolts at you while Felina watched rather helplessly. She doesn't like getting involved in other people's personal conflicts. Sorry.

Sidenote: poor Ysolda's basket lay at the top of Dragonsreach stone steps, and the flowers were a few steps below. Felina felt like being a bad girl, so she tossed the basket into the water below. She must be on her womanly cycle.

RIP Faendal.
No regrets here sorry, I never used you and someone had to die for Boethia.

RIP Marcurio.

I wanted the Ebony Mail. That's all the justification I require. You died so that thousands could be saved.

RIP Lydia.
I actually have no idea here, I came back to Breezehome and found you dead in the house- unless of course it was my kid.
AWWW, her first murder- she grows up so fast.

RIP Ahkari, Dro'marash, and possibly Kharjo.
Next time a dragon attacks, don't be heroes. [&@%!] run.

R.I.P Brin. Perhaps it wasn't the best idea to go attacking the guards who were defending the town from a werewolf.

R.I.P. Jon Battle-Born. It wasn't smart of you to run your mouth and insult me every time I walked by you. Now you'll rest in peices from when I jumped onto you and ripped you apart with my magnificient werewolf claws.

RIP Jenassa, slain by the Ebony Warrior. In the short time Marilyn travelled with you, she enjoyed meeting a kindred soul as voluptuously dark and twisted as her own... so much so that she isn't willing to let Molag Bal have his way with your soul just yet. Let's hope the cold air up there at the Last Vigil will preserve your body until she's able to come back and raise you as her dead thrall.

RIP Dravin and Synda Llanith, both killed defending their farm against an escaping prisoner. Lieth didn't get to you fast enough.

RIP Jon Battle-Born, accidentally eaten by a werewolf. She--she feels really bad about this. It didn't help Aela was encouraging but alas, see you in Sovngarde, ok? Please don't be mad.

RIP Telrav and his goons. You all met your match today.

RIP Gerdur. I came back from Bleak Falls Barrow and found you dead in front of the inn. I have no idea how that happened, I thought the vampire attacks start at level 8 and I was level 6 at the time...

RIP Lucan Valerius. [&@%!] [&@%!], Uthgerd, you didn't need to kill him.

RIP Student:
I was tired, bored, and I really didn't feel like listening to you whining about joining the College. So I shot you.

RIP Agrenor Once-Honoured. you always seem to die whenever I play this game, for some reason. I have no idea what happened to you, so I'll just assume you died of some freaky disease. thanks for the 90 gold, I suppose.

RIP Birna and Ranmir
Freaking vampire attacks. And it happened just when my (now dead) DiD character was planning on trading with Birna.

RIP Courier
He had an unfortunate encounter with a Frostbite Spider.

RIP (once again) Talsgar the Wanderer. Seriously, engaging three vampires, a walking skeleton and a deathhound on your own in the wilderness wasn't one of your brighter ideas, if I may say so. You lawful good guys never seem to learn... *sigh*

New character, Level 12. Kinda rusty.

Lydia bit the big one to Forsworn raiders near Kolskeggr Mine.

Well, I might have contributed to all the deathiness when I threw off a nice Fus-Ro-Da at the goatskin-clad weirdo in the headdress while Lydia was knocked down in a submission pose a little further down the road. Everyone died, of course, except me.

Lydia's gear was actually quite a burden. I certainly will not complain about that again. Then again, I won't need to.

RIP Belrand. In Mount Kilkreath, you told my Bosmer thief/archer to "go back to your forests, little elf." You then proceeded to attack her with your stupid little Familiar that she hates entirely and your steel mace. After bashing you in your unprotected face with her Elven Shield, you straightened up. She warned you not to [&@%!] up like that again, or she will destroy you. Well, you did. Nocturnal was speaking to her, Karliah, and Brynjolf, and as a guest who shouldn't have been there in the first place, you said that it was a cave where you'd play seek the wumpus. You're not dead yet, but you will never be able to see High Hrothgar. She'll kill you with the Blade of Sacrifice before then.

RIP Cow, Why did you spawn 30 feet in the air? This always happens to me.

RIP Niranye; So you saw me transform into a Vampire Lord through 2 brick walls, and I got done for assaulting a member of the Thieves Guild. You shouldn't have lied, should you?

RIP Maven, good to see you again on my other character's journey through Skyrim, sadly you met the same terrible fate, being slung over your corrupt Riften walls.

RIP Lydia. Usually you last quite sometime, but the Forsworn at Karthspire apparently were a tad too much.

RIP Faendal. How about you don't jump inbetween the guy who is bashing enemies to death with a shield and the enemy that is being bashed.

RIP Jenassa
Since you so nicely decided to get glitched and refused to trade items or even get dismissed, Azazel saw no other solution but to kill you. Right in front of Talvas Fathryon who he then proceeded to recruit as a brand new follower whose first task was to loot your corpse. Heck, he certainly had no intention to just leave all the stuff you were carrying there.

Seriously though, a really annoying bug. No idea what caused it too since the other followers work just fine and I have no mods which affect followers in any way.