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RIP Bolund.
Vulom Staadnau strikes again.


Oh, but this was so satisfying...
A nice, clean, bounty-free kill. All because of a bolt to the shoulder.

Lost another follower today to a dragon.

R.I.P. Dunmer Follower from Raven Rock, Solsthiem.

Maybe I should just not have any companions for a while. Seems they all die really easily. :[

Filnjar you will be missed, you ran a good shop and a decent mine.

It wasn't spiders or wolves or bears but paid assassins this time. o.0

RIP Mjoll the Lioness, my first PC vampire attack and you were the only death.

Teldryn, no! Tamriel is less sexy for his loss.

RIP Lisette.
Shut. The. [&@%!]. Up.
Also, Vulom strikes again. In the middle of an Inn.

Another "damn it vampires" RIP. This time: Stumpy the Dog.

NOOOO

Hilde - You said something snooty to my Bosmer. She snuck into your house and made sure you paid for your mistake.

Sigrid - Tried to defend Embry after my Bosmer attacked you. You were the only one to run up part of the mountain to catch her. You didn't go home >.>

Embry - I got you. Took me a while. But I got you.

Gloth & Nimriel - Late night robbery. Nothing personal.

Jervar - You didn't like being pickpocketed. Followed my little Bosmer assassin all the way into the plains where she took care of you once and for all.

I'm getting the impression here that, if I want any and every NPC to survive for more than a day, I shall never install the Dawnguard DLC.

Well, yes, to point. It does have some interesting questlines but if you don't start the main DG questline then vampire attacks intensify. Or they just fade into the background, that's what happened with all my warrior characters who left DG aside to focus on the Companions.

RIP Athis and Torvar. It was a fatal mistake attacking Felina for no reason. Oh well, at least she was still accepted into the Companions...soooo...its clear you weren't as important as the Dovahkiin.

RIP Hefid the Deaf. I accidentally made everyone else in the Ratway Warrens hostile by getting too close to Knjakr - oops! - and then Esbern wouldn't continue until you were dead. Sorry?

RIP Rustleif and the stupid vampire master who killed him, thinking he'd get away with preying on my herd. Fortunately Seren survived; she seems to blame me for his death (um, well, I can't completely rule out the possibility that he stumbled into my blade while I was trying to kill the other vamp), but that's OK as long as she'll buy my loot. (They always do, don't they, even if they stare daggers at you at the same time; that should actually be fixed - it'd be much more realistic if merchants and innkeepers refused to do business with you after you killed one of their kin or friends.)

Also RIP a lot of guards from Whiterun and Dawnstar. Will you guys never learn that I can afford to buy my way out of whatever I do and steal it all back the moment your back is turned? You might as well not bother. (Besides, who's going to save your hold from the next dragon attack if I go to jail, hm?)

Finally not RIP, but live long and prosper Kharjo! After you died on my Argonian's save, much to my regret, I was very pleased to find you alive and purring on this one. Some day I'll get around to taking you as a follower, promise! (Then again, you'd better hope that happens on another character, as Marilyn has the nasty habit of turning her followers into vamps.)

RIP Sonir; played the wrong tune in my house and didn't leave on request.
RIP Uthgerd the unbroken, married to an Orc for short of half a day before getting 'taken by the wind' from the peak of the throat of the world.

And a special presumed death (R.I.P) to Danica Pure-Spring who hasn't come back to Whiterun in Months since that over-grown vampire slung her through the gap of one of the border's-roofs.

RIP Naze-, na, that's all.

RIP Student. You merely wanted to learn a little but more about wards. How were you to know that Lydia would view innocent practice as a lethal assault. Your head was on the ground even as the flames still flickered across your hand.

How much more of a reason she gave me to give her as an offering to Mephala.

RIP Lydia.
It was an accident this time I swear, you got in the way of my Fus Roh Dah.

RIP Uthgerd the Unbroken...well, not anymore.

This and never use Storm Call

Storm Call's effectiveness= Operation Rolling Thunder, which if you know your history wasn't very effective at all.

Rogvir?
Is that his name? The guy who got wrongfully killed in Solitude, he was certainly memorable.

Calder.
Because I wanted a classic battle of the Ages when I faced that one master vampire south of Falkreath (his name escapes me atm). So I turned into a Werewolf, and I immediately run away because the animation took too long and I have to force the change back.

After forcing it, I armed up, and came back to lay down the law, decked out in Health Regen Ebony Armor, Bow Fortification Ebony Helmet, Muffled Ebony Boots, and One-handed Fortified Dragonplate Gauntlets. I equipped my Spellbreaker and Dawnbreaker, and then I kill the Vampire. Then, swing one more time after he died on accident, and killed Calder.




He shall be missed.

RIP Alvor and Hod of Riverwood D:

Hod was cut down by the Whiterun guards in Riverwood immediately after a vampire attack? I subsequently killed all 3 guards for the brutal attack on Hod after which Alvor appeared and must have seen the wrong end of that confrontation. He attacked me and would not yield resulting in his death ...now ima see if I can move in with his widow >.>

RIP Heimskr after taking a sword so far down his throat it tickled his appendix.

RIP Benethor

Thought by killing you, Ysolda would take over your store. I was wrong.

(More sorry about Ysolda not taking over your store than your death. Could care less b/c you were a [censored].)
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RIP Heimskr

So happy i no longer have to hear you ranting and raving about Talos.
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RIP Alain Dufont

Should have waited to kill you until i started Mourning Never Comes because killing you beforehand got me a crappy reward from Muiri and i lost out on the chance to kill Nilsine Shatter-Shield to net an extra reward.
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RIP Nazeem

You aren't dead yet, but I hope to kill you soon. You are the biggest [censored] in the game thinking your better than me because you own your own farm. I own threes houses and am friends with more than one Jarl. GET OUT OF MY LIFE NAZEEM!!!!

RIP Carlotta in Whiterun. Felina found your behavior towards the beggars rather offensive, considering she partly survived from begging on the streets as a child. She took you out with a poisoned steel bolt in front of your kid (totally an accident). She felt bad about that part, so she gave money to the beggars and now its all better. No guilt here. Nope.