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I think I lost Lydia in Alftand - I took a shorcut down by jumping onto pipes and roofs and never saw her again!

And RIP to all the Orcs of Mor Khazgur - I was only trying to pickpocket my coin back after training in one-handed weapons and I even paid the 25 gold bounty you put on me. but you wouldn't quit trying to kill my Shadowmere, so we had to kill you all. You mess with Shadowmere you mess with me!

Ironically, I'm going through Alftand right now, with my wife in tow... No shortcuts, then.

RIP Calcemo's newphew...I felt REALLY bad about killing you. I didn't chase after you when you ran away from my flames, but you just had to come back for a second round. And after I killed your friends infront of you, I showed you who the real mage was. Who I really wanted to kill was your uncle for being such a selfish [&@%!].

Oh, and RIP to a good portion of Skyrim's Forsworn. I hunt you down with great thrill. Keep spawning please.

RIP Orcs of LargashBurger: I came upon a giant attacking them, let loose some arrows, and some greenskin walked in front of one. So after I killed the giant, the rest of the Orcs came after me. Tsk Tsk

RIP that blacksmith in Riften. A thief slit his poor throat.

R.I.P Uthgerd the Unbroken. It was your first fight as my follower, and you just happened to be blasted by a stray Fus Roh Dah.

RIP entire population of Karthwasten, killed in a dragon attack. The only survivor (other than me) was one of the mercenaries whom I quote:
"Time to find another contract."

This really made me laugh...more so than it ought to, I suppose.

RIP to my loyal stray dog, who bravely traveled with me from Solitude to Whiterun without fast traveling, overcame many horrible monsters, bandits, and dragons, and then met his doom protecting me against an assassin. Loyal until the end.

I have awful luck with video game dogs. Bah!

RIP to Barknar, probably killed by a bear or something, I don't know. I met you once, and I don't even remember anything you had to say, buuut nobody else friendly to me has ever died.

Rest in pieces parthanaax, now you are more intament with mortal concepts.

R.I.P, Uthgerd the Unbroken. I kicked your ass in a brawl fight and took you as a follower. Sometime between then and five minutes later when I killed you in the fields of Whiterun for your armor, you put me in your will and I got 270 gold for effectively mugging you.

R.I.P. J'zargo. You were a good friend and companion. Had it not been for the untimely arrival of that dragon preist, you would still be alive today.

RIP Marcurio; laying in the depths of Blackreach at the feet of a (now destroyed) Centurion.

RIP Ria. The bear's mother mauled you.

R.I.P Njada Stonearm. Killed by a troll in Labyrinthian. umad?
R.I.P Ancano. I despise you and your Thalmor buddies, but next time don't try to take the power of a uncontrollable artifact for yourself.
R.I.P Emperor Titus Mede II. I killed you just because of the White-Gold Concordat, actually. Coward.
R.I.P The entire Imperial Legion. Morons.

R.I.P Winterhold. I killed a couple guards after shouting at a dragon..then it was KILL THE BOSMER! And I had to shout my little heart out. Then I raided all the corpses, pick pocketed as many things as I could and unlocked a few houses. Content with my little murder tirade I reloaded and everything is better.

RIP Lydia. I was doing the College quest where and she died valiantly keeping the two or three buildings there safe.

Or she ran into my fire spell, I don't know.

R.I.P Vigilance. See you when you get back from Space.

Re-enacting a certain space program, eh?

Whiterun Guard. He used to be an adventurer like me, but then he took an arrow to the knee

RIP Talsgar the Wanderer. You tried to put me down, so I had to put you down. Psychotic jerk.

Speaking of which, R.I.P Talsgar the Wanderer. For some reason, you attacked me while I was up on a huge platform at the top of the mountain, which led to a pretty epic fight.

You died and landed in two places. Your body is still up there, but your head is probably a few hundred feet down the side of the mountain.

Rest in peace dwemer...maybe...possibly?

Is there an Oblivion memorial thread? If not could you please make one?