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RIP orc you asked me to kill you so I did and I agree you were getting old.

RIP Stalleo's female guard. You caught my Bosmer pickpocketing you and paid the price for trying to kill him. I felt kind of bad about it, though. . .
RIP nameless bandits, thieves, warriors, necromancers, Forsworn, witches, monsters, animals, and everything else my characters have mindlessly slayed since I started playing.

Now that was thorough!

RIP Reachmen militia in Karthwasten. I hate being forced to kill my own people, but really - to attack a kinswoman for a bounty of 40 ridiculous septims at the behest of that Nord usurping the Mournful Throne and not even accept a yield, and at the same time stand by idly and watch a gang of Silver-Blood mercenaries bully a native landowner? You had it coming, guys.

RIP villagers and guards or Dragon's bridge.
How was I meant to know that I had Vampire Lord not Whirlwind Sprint in my power slot?

RIP both Alvor and Sigrid from a frost dragon, and later Malborn by the Thalmor. I felt bad, but it was in the playthrough where I'm attempting to roleplay a mean sort who doesn't care who dies, so I made myself quicksave and move on. But raising Sigrid as a zombie so she could fight the dragon again was entertaining, and at least I'd already killed Grelod before Dorthe would end up at Honorhall.

RIP Vigilants of Stendarr.
Meh, my Daedra worshipper decided not to extend his mercy to you.

RIP Random Breton.
You looked at me funny!

RIP Giants of that tree camp place...... Hircine demanded an offering, and it was the full moon and all that so I had to give him something. I just filled that stone bowl of yours with meats and pelts and set it on fire, the offering went up and Hircine was pleased. Thanks again giants, I will see you next month!

maybe next time you and the giants can have a party while you burn stuff

RIP dunmer who runs fast with the golden claw in bleak falls barrow. I hit you with an axe when trying to cut you down. You were just gonna run away and steal my lootz though.

Also RIP meeko. The terrible AI pathfinding got you stuck in a swinging axe trap

Don't worry, he'll respawn

RIP all those Thalmor party guards. I brought Wuuthrad along especially for you, and wore my Stormcloak Officer gear and Amulet of Talos. Sure, it wasn't my best stuff, but it was satisfying.

RIP the bandits who respawn at the Lord Stone. It's just too convenient a fast-travel terminus.

This just makes my day pilaf. You've done well, the thalmor [&@%!] had it coming

RIP Belethor, you probably try to swindle that master vampire take comfort in knowing that you were a useless zombie and that he met a swift death.

RIP Eorlund Grey-Mane. That was a bitter loss. Why didn't you let me handle that Master Vampire? Skyforge Steel wasn't enough on this day.

At least you can still use his merchant chest when you want to. That's a plus.

Oh, wow. Why do I hate vampires more than any other enemies in Skyrim? Because of this:

RIP Adrianne Avenicci
RIP Severio Pelagia
RIP Idolaf Battle-Born
RIP Carlotta Valentia
RIP Amren
RIP Whiterun Guard

It all happened at once, too. I would reload, but I promised myself that I would start taking such things happening a bit more seriously. Whiterun weeps this day, 2nd of Hearfire. I'm sorry friends, all of you were so kind to little Leith...but she is only level 12 and couldn't stand up against a Master Vampire and his thralls on expert gameplay.

Adrianne had just gifted Leith, too. Sucks.

RIP Jervar, Nimriel, Severio Pelagia, Wilmuth, Alfhild Battle-Born, Gwendolyn, Curwe, Vantus Lorieus, a lot of Bandits, six Thalmor, several Whiterun Guards, one random Stormcloak Courier, three Imperials, one Stormcloak Prisoner, the Frightened Woman, a Courier, around 10 Chaurus, lots of Falmer, four Giants, and three or so Mammoths.

And I was just getting warmed up!

RIP Silvia.

(Normally, as my witch character is in the Hagraven Faction, she wouldn't kill any witches. But I wanted Illia. ... so I helped her kill them, killed her mother, added Illia to the Hagraven Faction and resurrected the witches. Hooray.)

^I don't know what I find more revolting - that a witch should fall so low as to sabotage her own mother's ascent to hagdom, or that another witch should connive in such treason and cover it up. [/RP]
(By the way, do you have any idea whether it's possible to avoid killing Silvia if you're in the hagraven faction, or if she's scripted to go hostile no matter what? Because I totally plan to kill Illia and ask Silvia to adopt me instead when I get to this quest.)

OT, RIP Mulush gro-Shugurz. You'll never beat a worker again. (And yes, I know I could have talked you out of the habit, but that's not the Forsworn way; we don't negotiate with oppressors, we eviscerate them.)
Also RIP Salonia Carvain and her bodyguard. Plautis, be glad you got away, and next time you travel in the Reach better bring that army of battlemages your wife was talking about.

RIP random thief in Riften. You're apparently not a very good thief to get caught, and not a good fighter if the farm girl Fastred was able to kill you with a dagger. Take comfort in the fact that your boss, the master of the Thieves' Guild, got your loot.

Oh, boy...Witchery and Finn may not like this:

-RIP Hag's end. A tiny Bosmer transformed into a werewolf before your very eyes and ate her way through your coven. If its any consolation, she felt rather remorseful of her actions and decided to cure herself of wolfism. Yeah...that was a brutal sight she hopes to never see again. *ahem*

._. I love bothela how could she?!