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R.I.P Sven, you chased that Master Vampire out of Riverwood with that steel axe I gave you like a true hero. Alas you were struck down rather quickly because you took your armour off. You were my first and favorite companion (aside from insisting that you play the flute every-time I tell you to follow me or fast travel somewhere), you will be missed.

RIP Faendal, you got caught in one of those axe traps and vanished into the wall. I liked you too, much more than Sven at least.

RIP elder dragon, I died twice but you died once and that was all I needed.

RIP Paratus Decimius. I couldn't very well let you return to the Synod with the knowledge you'd gained, could I? Besides, I was thirsty.

RIP Courier
I don't know what you were doing in the wilderness but it was a foolish move to charge in to attack that frostbite spider.
Yakov was too late to save him since the spider one-shotted him. One-shotted -_-.

RIP Nazeem.
From-Blackest-Reaches was angry, and since Heimskr was already dead, you were the next best target.

RIP Ahlam.
Wishing death upon From-Blackest-Reaches was a very bad idea. Though I suppose she deserved it for killing your husband.

the funny thing is that Ahlam hates Nazir

RIP - Heimskr & Nazeem for some unknown reason the good citizens of Whiterun choose to tear you apart. Copy of Fury spell 149 Septims, Bounty in Whiterun 80 Septims. Being rid of Heimskr & Nazeem pricelsss!

Aww, Heimskr. :[ Relevant

RIP Faendal, he lies naked deep down in a Dwemer ruin.

You mean Nazeem, yeah?

"You looking for my husband, Nazeem? Check the Jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days."
I love that line.

RIP - Old Salty, you may have been a big crustacean amongst the mud crabs of Solsteim, but to me you were just the latest victim of my blood lust.

R.I.P. Bandit Maurader, may I ever remember you and your inherence of of gold.

R.I.P. Dirge you kept running your mouth about how you were going to bash my skull in right up to the point that I killed you.

R.I.P. Leigelf, Rustleif, Seren. Why did you insist on running towards that ancient dragon, instead of in your homes?

R.I.P. Dawnstar Guard. At least you had a reason for running towards that same dragon.

I certainly don't have any regrets.

R.I.P. Nirya. I may have misjudged what you meant by asking for a favour. Nevermind I should make a nice profit on your robes.

R.I.P. I wish I could've been your buddy.

my thoughts exactly, can you imagine that? Two of the best dragonborn's since Tiber Septim just chilling and chugging mead.

Yeah, we fought the wrong person...

RIP the population of Rorikstead, several Vampires, countless Gargoyles, four or five Dragons, and a whole lot of animals.
Vulom had the urge to kill, so she went into Vampire Lord form and destroyed everything in her path, from Dragontooth Crater to Whiterun. She had fun.

RIP Arnise. For a fragile old hermit woman you sure were violent and secretive.

*Anise

I make a point to not go in her cellar. Killing old people, even on the game, makes me feel like a horrible person.

She attacked me. I was wearing an Aetherial crown, Dragonscale armor, gauntlets and boots all heavily enchanted, and I have a famous face for being the guy who saved the effing world several times. It was her choice, and it was a very bad one, so she got Soul Tear.

Haha the best was casting a frenzy spell on her while in hiding. She even had the book thrown at her by the other mages. After everyone left the lobby, my naughty little character zombified her. Muaha!

...who more often than not happen to be the same person.

RIP Amren. Your family sword availed you little against that master vampire, but at least you died fighting. Rest assured I'll keep an eye on Saffir and Braith for you.