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She was the worst. The only good thing about her was the fact that she was the medium between me and the Ebony Mail.

I throw down the gauntlet! Meet your doom, old woman!

RIP Erandur.


You were ok for a little while, but your ridiculous cockney accent grated on my nerves.

I froze your ass, then took the staff.

Your thu'um is no match against my Hidden Dragon/Crouching Tiger.

R.I.P Chaurus Reaper at the bottom of a lighthouse

If I was the Chaurusborn and not the Dragonborn, I'd be a helluva lot more scared.

Oh, this was absolutely, positively priceless.

O my god thats terrible. Haha

RIP Alvor, Sigrid, Gerdur, Camilla, 4 chickens, and one cow. When I took that health potion, you shoulda just walked away.

R.I.P: Those brave orc warriors in front of Largashbur (Try saying that 10 times fast.), who, while they died fighting a giant, contributed to Skyrim's space program by being the first Orcs sent into orbit.

R.I.P Aerin, Mjoll doesn't miss you a bit.

R.I.P Balimund, killed by the city guard while fighting the Thief.

That cowardly Stormcloak courier. I wanted those documents, and she was so scared she ran away as fast as her stubby legs would carry her. She missed a step after I FUS RO DAH'd her off the steep frozen ledge, shoved my sword through her ribs and dragged her to the lake. That should send the message.

Ha.

R.I.P Vorstag, for getting in the way of my Breton's staff of something or whatsit.

R.I.P Sigrid, who manages to die to a dragon on every character I make.

RIP Solitude inhabitants. The test of a new spell on god mode showed me perfectly well how good it is

Rest in peace Krosis.

You were already kind of dead, and tried to kill me, but I felt really bad when you walked off that cliff and died.

RIP random guard in the Blue Palace of Solitude. You didn't like it when I tried to take the Jarl's unusual gem, and I can understand that, but next time try to arrest me before attacking me on sight. Worst. Mistake. Ever.

As an Orc, I have tried to assist fellow Orsimer in every way, with their quests and honey-dos. I also convinced Ghorbash the IronHand that his adventuring days weren't over, that we Orcs should stick together in strength and honor.

Unfortunately the dumbass decided it was wise to run in front of me every time I was power-attacking something. After multiple save reloads, I allowed him to RIP.

Now Lydia goes everywhere with me. Even though she gives me lip constantly, I respect her ability to stay alive.

RIP Lisette, Greta, Roggvir, Taarie, Jala, Vivienne Onis, Evette San, and about half a dozen Solitude guards; I wondered how awesome it would be to let loose a blizzard in the middle of the crowd.

It was pretty damn awesome.

After you marry her, she's substantially less lippy.

A hearty rest-in-peace to many Skyrim guards.

You thought you could repeatedly taunt me about sweetrolls. I decided that if you taunt me about sweetrolls, I will follow you, wait until there are no witnesses, and kill you. I will then use your black soul to recharge my enchanted daedric mace, which I have named "Sweetroll" just for good measure.

R.I.P. Ghorbash the iron hand.

RIP Lydia

I lost you somewhere, I don't know where - then I bought Breezehome. I came home one day to find your body lying on the floor. I placed you on your bed and made a little shrine to you. Then you disappeared again!

How do you lose a follower?

I married Lydia, and then made her essential, which really makes her a lot better.

RIP Riften.

What's that? Oh yeah, I murdered Riften. The whole town, from the Jarl to the Thieves Guild. Why? Because Mjoll the Lioness decided she wanted to murder Brand-Shei over a piece of iron ore I dropped at Balimund's forge, and when I tried to take revenge for the death of my friend the town turned against me. So I killed it. I didn't need it anyway.

RIP Sinding. I have killed you at least 4 times and you won't stay dead

RIP Thief I DID tell you to back off.....

RIP shadowmere, I have no idea how you died.

RIP Meeko, he caught rabies