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RIP Faendal. I dragged you into Forelhost so i could train my archery when i levelled up, but alas you got nicked by my very sharp, very enchanted axe and died on me. Sorry about that, but rest assured i'll keep your house tidy when i'm spending the night there.

RIP Talsgar the Wanderer. What in Akatosh's name possessed you to attack Comes-Up-Last out of the blue on his way to Riften? I'm neither a vampire nor a werewolf in this incarnation, and although I'm far from what you would call a law-abiding citizen my current bounty was minimal. Wait, what? You were actually attacking that wolf that was about to bite me in the behind? Look, mate, I'm sorry, but no way I'm reloading for the likes of you. Now if it had been M'aiq...

Also, RIP anonymous Riften guard who assisted me against those vampires who always attack when I'm leaving town (except if I'm one myself, and sometimes even then). I know I'm usually not on the best of terms with you guys, but that was well done; makes me wish I could make a donation to your wife and kids, if you had any.

Big list since I haven't bothered write these ones before and thus dump them all here.

RIP Sven
He was a follower for Asul when he was still a fledgling vampire and... I kind of don't remember how he got killed. I may have accidentally stabbed him myself. All I know is that he perished in a cave/crypt filled with vampires and before meeting Serana.

RIP Windhelm Guards
Asul's assassination mission "didn't go as planned". He actually tried to get out of it peacefully but lacked the required gold, didn't want to go to jail, then ran out of stamina while fleeing and thus ended up changing to a Vampire Lord and... yeah.

RIP Talsgar the Wanderer
Got in the way while I was fleeing from Windhelm. Still in Vampire Lord form.

RIP Falkreash Guards
You and Asul did fine teamwork in slaying that Dragon but you then decided to turn on him.

RIP Mathies & Lod
A Frost Dragon decided to land right in the middle of Falkreash and use them as chew toys. I'm bothered by Lod's death since I had a habbit of buying building materials from him.

RIP Lydia
Asul kind of ended up sacrificing you to Boethia. (First time starting this quest and while my character doesn't give a damn, I didn't feel too proud of it. That inheritance letter stung.)

^^ I bet it did sting, as it should. Don't worry though, Sylmirie came inches close to sacrificing her own husband. Boethiah has a strong pull. Asul should just have some ales and not blame himself...a daedra's power can be stronger than one expects sometimes. "There, there."

Whoa whoa whoa! Lydia is housecarl, you do not sacrifice housecarls. Especially when they're sworn to carry your burdens

Still, he shouldn't beat himself up. Its not your fault when a daedric lord takes over your mind.

Meh, while she is my second favorite Housecarl, Lydia is still just another Meat-Shield and she serves her purpose well..... Besides it was all worth it for the awesome armor wasn't it?

I'm not saying Asul should beat himself. What Asul does is Asuls' business. Also Boethia never actually takes control of your mind nor does she influence your character's thoughts/actions very much. What your character does is up to the player, the most she does is tempt you with a nice ebony cuirass.

Well, Sylmirie did want to sacrifice Onmund to Boethiah because she was irritated with him that day. In the second she decided that she did not want to raise the kid alone, she made up the excuse that Boethiah had taken over her mind. So yeah...that is where I was going with that. Let's not also forget that Lydia is retarded and sacrificing her for an ebony cuirass is totally worth it.

Oh, which reminds me...RIP Elda Early-Dawn. There won't be any dawn for you tomorrow, or the day after that. Felina has been fantasizing about what it would be like to slice your throat and lick your blood off her blade. It has now come to be.

oh my, if only Felina had been a nord. Elda would have been so much nicer

She still would have died. Once a victim enters Felina's mind, out of sheer curiosity, she must kill. Sorry Elda, nothing personal. But she says your blood tasted great. Mind you folks, this girl is not a vampire, just insane. <3

you just proved what I had said earlier, that if Felina saw someone in a dark alley and no one else was around she would murder them for fun and not even hide the body.

Well, she has to have a reason. She killed Elda because the woman fascinated her with such tartness. There was just something about her that screamed: "I'm ripe for the killing."

or maybe, Felina just likes to kill stuff

I think at this case I'm the one who needs those ales since the way I roleplay the character, he has probably already forgotten about it and only wonders "who's this Lydia they keep crying about"


Asul doesn't exactly have his head screwed on straight XD.


He doesn't use heavy armor and is too much in love with the Royal vampire armor so... meh. Well, he can don it on a mannequin as a nice decoration so... worth it I guess.

She is my little murdering beauty, for sure.

Creeper, someone is actually crying over her? If its the kids, just shower them with gifts and they will soon forget.

Regarding the (im)propriety of sacrificing housecarls to Boethiah, I must confess my Bosmer vampire Marilyn did the same with Lydia (and all that for an armour she'd end up leaving on Eola's corpse in Dimhollow Crypt ). On second thought, however, she has come to regret that waste of potential and takes much better care of her housecarls nowadays... they are, after all, ideal cattle if you leave them at home.

In other news, RIP Balimund. I wish I had an inkling how you died (probably killed by the usual suspects, i.e. either dragon or vampires); for once I feel reasonably sure it wasn't me. Asbjorn Fire-Tamer seems competent to carry on the business, but I'll miss your conversation, old bear.

RIP Mercer Frey. You were dumb enough to make Aurien mad. Never make a Vampire Lord angry, especially when he's taking over every guild in Skyrim as part of his plan to destroy the Thalmor. May your body bloat in that flooded chamber in Irkngthand whist Aurien rummages through all the stuff you were carrying. Oh and thanks for the Eyes, those things are sweet!

RIP Dozens of Hold guards in my latest Colossus Arena Mass-Melee experiment, in which I pitched massive fireballs at the group of frenzied guardsmen.
The Winterhold Guards were the last ones standing.

RIP Lillith Maiden-Loom:
No, Vulom did not come to chat with an old woman.
And she also did not do her good deed for the day. She did, however, do her mandatory 10 evil deeds for the day... And it wasn't even noon yet!

RIP Heimskr:
No hard feelings, eh? Vulom was walking through Whiterun and suddenly had the urge to kill. You were the closest target. Nobody even noticed the arrow suddenly sprouting from your face.

It pains me to type this....RIP Felina Imhatius, you lovely assassin, you. Sigh. Your glitched saves got the best of me. None of them worked and I tried everything to save them. So good-bye to your old life, let's have fun with the new one. *tear* I burned an insence stick in honor of your 54 levels gone to Oblivion.

Why me gods? My husband's games always work fine why do mine have to be glitched to crap? :'(

Ouch. I hate it when that happens.
Saves tend to go corrupt after a while, and I've lost quite a few characters to that. The only thing you can do in that case is start over.


RIP Reldith.
Was that a threat? Did you really just have the audacity to threaten From-Blackest-Reaches when her hateful personality was in control?
You're funeral. Fortunately, nobody noticed you got murdered, even though From-Blackest-Reaches has a very low sneak.

R.I.P: Asgeir-Snow shod. Enough is enough, one more "You want to talk to me, after everything you've done?" angry response after I'm not even talking to you earned you Alessia grabbing you by your girly little ponytale and pushing a sword through your goddamn head. And I didn't even get in trouble for all your power and influence Asgeir, so go suck on that in Oblvion.

RIP Indaryn
Riften
Victim of a random vampire attack, just when Oceloth was about to give you a delivery. Now that mead keg lies in pieces on the streets of Riften after Oceloth smashed it to the ground in his frustration.

RIP Ulundil & revelers
Windhelm stables
Stupid blood dragon!

RIP poor random mercenary

I didn't think charging into a room and jumping in front of an ally's arrow was a good idea, but apparently you did. Thanks for the armor.