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RIP hired thugs. Why would you enter Lakeview Manor to "teach elf a lesson"?! Seriously...joke was on you when you were all punked at the door by Skyrim husband and the 2 housecarls while Sylmirie protected her cubs like a good mama bear. Idiots.

RIP Golldir. I might have let you live after our business together was finished, but three Deathlords thought differently. Be comforted by the knowledge that you rest among your ancestors.
RIP Vals Veran. That teleporting act was tricky, but not tricky enough.
RIP Ivarstead guards. You guys are turning into a vampire's equivalent of cliff-racers.

EDIT: RIP Athis. Good job spotting a vampire even though I was fully fed (at least I suppose that's why you attacked me out of the blue), but you should have taken a few more training lessons with Farkas.

These vampire attacks are absolutly devastating
rip Kust
rip women who always says 'shor's bones a handsome man in falkreath'
rip solaf
rip mathies
theres probably more dead i just cant find the bodies.
Rip Lod
rip ash pile?.

RIP Quintus Navale. Sorry, Felina is on a mean streak right now. Thanks to her anger, now she must buy potions from the elves in Windhelm instead of a fellow Imperial. Ah, well.

RIP Severio Pelagia, killed by Vampires. They were attacking you and Amren and I had to choose. Amren has a family!

R.I.P Talos-Worsipper-guy in Whiterun...again.
Even on my goody goody character I still had to kill you. I'd like to say you were a worthy opponent- but you weren't, mudcrabs are worthier.

RIP Nura Snow-Shod and Shadr.
They were both killed in a Vampire attack on Riften.

R.I.P Entire non-essential population of Falkreath.
Look it's not my fault that the Cursed Ring of Hircine decided to change me infront of a guard.
And the last guy- look I know I'm a werewolf, but a 1000 coin bounty I had no control of? I wasn't exactly going to pay it- was I?

RIP Riverwood guards. You thought I'd stand by and let a fellow thief be butchered? Think again (oh wait, that's right, you can't).
(As for you, Alvor, be glad that I owe you for your help back then and don't meddle with things that aren't your business. Calming you long enough to keep Serana from killing you wasn't easy.)

RIP Jaree-Ra, you stupid lizard.

RIP Farengar. Sylmirie got curious as to what was behind the whispering door and you had the key. The blade is much safer in her possession anyway.

R.I.P Arvel the Swift
You obviously weren't swift enough.

may you forever burn in Oblivion Elenwen, I wish the killmove had me push my dragonbone sword down your throat cause you deserved only the worst you damn [&@%!]

Wait you can kill her? I would have killed her and made her a thrall a long time ago had i known that!

Only after the main quest...

RIP Wilmuth, Alfhid Battle-Born, and Gwendolyn.
A Blood Dragon attack, combined with the fact that I was stuck in one of those oddly long Werewolf transformation, proved to be deadly for you all.
Along with several Whiterun Guards.

No one died today- record for me!
R.I.P Whiterun guard
You had to go and ruin it by getting yourself killed by a dragon, didn't you? Selfish little son of a...

And this, will be the information of the day for me. Certainly more important than some DLC...

Be right back, I must have a conversation with a certain high elf.

RIP Stump, several Chickens, a Stray Dog, innumerable Guards, Sven, Aeri, Hjorunn, Geimund, Katla, and Fridrika.
An unusually high amount of Dragon attacks, coupled with a major Werewolf rampage made it an altogether bad day for you all.

R.I.P that guard who get's eaten by the first proper dragon in the MQ.
I'm sure you fought well and will be missed- but on the bright side, you've left a job opening that I was willing to fill.

RIP Bandit in the iron armor. I had never used pickpocketing poisons to kill, and you made a wonderful test subject.

RIP Balimund and Aerin.
You were both killed in a Vampire attack on Riften. I didn't even realize what was going on until it was too late.
On the bright side, I've used your keys to rob your store and home.
Now I just wish your bodies would disappear. Your naked corpses are frightening the townsfolk of Riften.

Rip 7 unnamed Khajiit traders
looks like they crashed into a fallen tree then were attacked by bandits
i lay all 7 of them side by side.
Rip 3 more dead khajiit i fund i a bandit cave
Rip Khajiit adventurer

R.I.P Nazeem.
I regret nothing!

RIP Romlyn Dreth. Vampires, vampires, those freaking vampires.

Perhaps the ghosts of your Dunmer ancestors will haunt me after I write your epitaph: "If it had been Madesi, I would have reloaded."

I forgot to do a RIP for Aerin. Killed for being a creepy stalker. I had Mjoll wait outside the Riften gates, then we went and partied in the Rift.