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Yes...oh, yes. RIP HROKI. Sigh. You were a sweet and beautiful lady that always had something nice to say. You were Sylmirie's little buddy. She did not mean to kill you and regrets it very much. Unfortunately for you, Hroki, elf was having a VERY bad day and you were caught in the midst of her uncontrollable rage and fireballs aimed at the Stormcloak guards in Markarth.

RIP STABLEKEEPER of Markarth. Instead of minding your own business, you came after Sylmirie with a dagger. A quick fire rune took care of that.

RIP MARKARTH CITY GUARDS. Jerks. You shouldn't have killed her friend and then she wouldn't have killed you. Now she has a 6000 gold bounty on her head. Totally worth it.

Haha, Dohvakiin. May as well put up my latest spree up here as well. Managed to do it without a bounty though I gave it a couple tries because Lars is annoying and can see through floors. Eventually I just disabled him when I saw him to represent his death. Anyway, goodbye Battle-Born clan. I actually liked some of you but Idolaf was foolish enough to mouth off to a vampire that was already in a bad mood so he took it out on the whole family. Was actually one of the funnest things I've ever done in the game. As I killed my first victim she screamed and everyone in the house got up to investigate. From there I kept moving to avoid being found and picked off my targets one by one as they separated themselves from the group. It was like a horror movie.

That's what I like to hear. Power is...intoxicating, isn't it?

Unnamed Vampire - Rest In Pieces, you were not strong enough to kill a naked and unarmed (well in his pants anyway) Courier. Vampires are so lame in Skyrim.

RIP Angrenor Once-Honored, killed by the lowest of dragons in Windhelm. Of course, you were a racist prick, anyway.

RIP - Faendal, you filth traitorous goblin fondler. Maybe in your next life you won't sell people out to the thalmor.

that seems to be a common thing with Faendal, what exactly happened stormborn?

RIP Benor.
You're the second person that I've randomly killed in a brawl. Oops.

You must have an extra tough character.

Or I'm just cheap and have a Pugilist enchantment that gives an extra 300 points of unarmed damage.
Though I actually brawled him twice and he only died on the second attempt. Wouldn't have done that if he had just acknowledged that I had won.

RIP Something oncehonoured. How you died is a mystery. But Ulfric may be angry about having a former Stormcloak found dead outside of his front step.

RIP Dragon that attacked Whiterun. Without you, i wouldn't have discovered that i was Dragonborn. Oh and landing once a minute turned out to be your downfall.

RIP Faendal.
You were sacrificed to a Daedric Prince. Vulom does not feel sorry.

Gods rest you, Katria. Its too bad you fell down all that way and only found the Aetherium Forge in spirit. You were a lovely little ghost to run around with.

xoxo,
The Dragonborn

RIP Bandit 1, Bandit 2 and the rest of the bandits. Turns out a very annoyed Dovahkiin is not one to be messed with.

RIP Dragon. I was just doing my job so no hard feelings?

RIP Thalmor patrol. I enjoyed killing you and would gladly do it again.

RIP Dragon. You almost killed me but in the end, i proved that i was truly the one you fear.

RIP Vampires. You infected me and you paid the price. Oh and thanks for the potions as well as the gold.

RIP Illa's mother. An axe to the back will prevent any more sacrifices and i would gladly do it again if it meant saving more lives.

R.I.P All those people I murder whilst laughing manically during the DB quest. I don't really care, but a mass grave I don't mind giving.

RIP Erik the Slayer, slain in the prime of youth by an Ancient Dragon, your adventuring career nipped in the bud. I'd known you only for a short while, but had grown quite fond of you, so I buried you with your weapons and armour next to the dragon's bones and drowned my grief in six (6) bottles of skooma. Now I have to tell your father about it. Blergh.

Also RIP Lurbuk. I like to think I'd have killed you for that poem even if I hadn't been paid to do it.

RIP everybody in Skyrim. Felt like going on a murder spree.

RIP Oriella the bard. Onmund killed you. Sylmirie must not have been the only one annoyed with you in that house. Now, if only your body would do away with itself...its place in the armory room is scaring the children.

RIP Kust, Narri, and Thadgeir.

You three stood no chance against that Master Vampire and his Death Hounds.

I thought Hearthfire was supposed to be a peaceful dlc. Is anyone safe in your home, Dohvakiin? All joking aside I'd recommend using the console and disabling the body to clean up your little mess.

I need to use the console, although last time I tried that trick it wouldn't work. I have like...super duper computer here.

And no, it is not safe in that home! There are crazy mages living there hahaha. How did it happen? Sylmirie shot ONE ice spike at the bard just for fun and suddenly Onmund finished her off with lightning. Then he had the nerve to walk up to the body and say: "Oh, what a shame." That man is nuts.

Why is it that I never have anything attacking Lakeview Manor? Dragons aside, nothing ever seems to happen there.
I suppose that's a good thing, because otherwise I'd be saying RIP to my three Chickens, the Cow, Lydia, and the new Falkreath Housecarl whose name I've forgotten. Oh, and my nice white horse. I forgot about it.

R.I.P Nirya. Your sycophancy drove me to necromancy. And my only murder in 50 levels of play.

I had no idea that Sergius Turrianus harbored a secret flame for you. When he swore to discover who killed you, I would have accepted responsibility right then and there, but lacked the words to do so. He was particularly offended when I made you my Dead Thrall. Actually, so was I.

The central pool in the Hall of the Elements seems to preserve your body. Perhaps we need a janitor.

R.I.P Random Stormcloak soldier.
Sorry but you got in my way.

Started a new character, hopefully my last, and we have the first death of note.

RIP Uthgerd the Unbroken, done in by a Falmer with poisoned blade. [&@%!].

I'll gladly take that Steel Plate armor, though.