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And drinking deep. I have 10 more to add to the list but will hold off for a little bit.

Eta: I do find it an odd deviation that people have taken to using this thread to celebrate their kills but since there is no better place for it why fight the trend. As promised a few more for the list

Siddgeir
Nenya
Igmund
Raerek
Idgrod Ravencrone
Idgrod the Younger
Aslfur
Gorm
Proventus Avenicci
Irileth
Hrongar

Irileth! Is she able to be killed or did you use the console? Muahaha....sounds like a very delicious list indeed.

I'm pretty sure the only two on that list that weren't essential were Gorm and Hrongar. Oddly Balgruuf couldn't be killed even if the console was used. Decided to roll with it and my summary of the situation will reflect that, which should fit in quite nicely actually.

Um...RIP priestesses of Dibella. Yikes, uh, I kinda feel bad about this. Breaking into the Inner Sanctum seemed like a good idea at the time, how was my elf supposed to know you were going to trap her in there? When she said she would defend herself, all 3 of you attacked. You left her no choice. Now you are all dead and she has desecrated a Divine's shrine. Thanks a lot.

Well, you did what was necessary.

RIP Malborn. I saved you from the embassy and I had finished your quest, but on your way out of Windhelm you were assaulted by a very angry dragon and subsequently killed.

RIP Ulfberth War-Bear.
Sorry I couldn't help, but I don't exactly trust my mouse and two-handed weapons. It has a habit of swinging randomly and I didn't want to risk hitting anybody.

Oh, and RIP three Whiterun Guards.
That Master Vampire was tougher than he looked.

These aren't exactly recent but
RIP Lydia, sorry I couldn't save you from that dragon
RIP Heimskr, you were too annoying
RIP Belethor, I have no idea how you died

RIP Alvor, Sigrid, a Whiterun Guard, Gerdur, Sven, and the Dog in Riverwood.

A Legendary Dragon, Thief, and a Master Vampire and his Thralls were far more powerful than you. I might have saved you, but my computer was lagging and I didn't want to accidentally shoot a Guard again. And on that topic...

RIP all the Falkreath Guards.

I accidentally shot one of you while taking screenshots and the rest just fell in to place. Only had 1000 bounty after all that was over, so I was pleased.

I didnt know what this thread was... my list would be giant by now... :S People love to end up dead in my games.

R.I.P. Madesi. I'm not sure how he died, I just noticed his stall was empty in the middle of the day, and checked the hall of the dead, where I found his market key in his coffin. I can only guess a random vampire attack in Riften that I didn't catch. I was pretty obsessive about reloading to keep NPCs alive, but apparently I missed him.

RIP bandit thug, I turned you into a vampire and you were kind enough to leave me 400 septims when you died under mysterious circumstances.

RIP Balimund and Madesi. When the Frost Dragon attacked you were both frozen and thrown into the murky depths of the water under Riften. The market square will be a lot quieter now. :c

RIP Meeko.
He didn't last for even 15 minutes with his brand new master. Though they did manage to beat a frost troll (at level 3). However, almost immediately after that they ran to a retarded vampire and his thrall (I thought they were harmless NPCs because they didn't attack at first). The battle didn't end well for Meeko. Though my character, who I foolishly named as Estormo before remembering that there's already a character with that name, isn't sure who actually killed the poor dog. It might have been him with his fire spells. Oops.

Have a sappy pic

RIP Balbus, you perverted freak.

The encounter with 3 phony Imperial soldiers occurred right at the spot where Balbus hangs out. In the ensuing battle, Balbus bit it at the hands of the murderous bandits, but somehow, I was the one who got the 40 Gold bounty for his murder. A small price for his unique Fork and a Daedra heart.

RIP all of the Guards in Solitude.
I was going there for some Dark Brotherhood business, and I decided that I would take out every Guard in the place. 'Twas good fun, though I finished with a nearly 30,000 bounty. At least I'm a member of the Guild and only had to pay half.

R.I.P Feandel
You followed me, then when I had a 60 bounty you attacked me. Had to put you down, and don't worry, your body was disposed off in the most honourable manner. (I threw it down a waterfall >.>)

RIP Temba-Wide Arms. Throat slit at her mill, her body now lies in a pool of blood. She should not have provoked the killer inside little Felina, who sat at a table in the Ivarstead Inn enjoying a fine brew with her husband. Temba, don't be so rude for no reason next time and order strangers around to chop wood for you, etc. Oh, but that's right, there won't be a next time!

RIP Balbus, Shadr, Hilde, Ahlam, Heimskr, Carlotta Valentia, and most of the Whiterun Guards.

I was having fun with the Vampire Lord form.

RIP Agrenor Once-Honored. I was wandering away from Windhelm when I got the inheritance letter. No clue how you died.

RIP Kharjo
White River Watch
Mauled to death by bandits. Estormo (still haven't come up with a new name, lol) thought about taking his Moon Amulet but then decided to let it stay with Kharjo in his last resting place since the Khajiit seemed to treasure it so much.

RIP Lydia and Golldir
Hillgrund's Tomb
Golldir: Killed by a bunch of high level Draugr.
Lydia: First beaten up by a Deathlord, then accidentally blown up by Estormo thanks to his misplaced fire rune.

RIP Alvor, Gerdur, Sigrid & Hod
My troll Altmer Asul wanted a chicken minion, used an illusion spell on one in Riverwood and all hell broke out. He didn't even kill the damn chicken. It was Hadvar.

RIP chicken. You were a good chicken, I guess.

R.I.P. Alvor. Man, when he died, I swear I could not believe. He helped me, you know?

Really, after that, I never went back to Riverwood. It's just sad to see his wife and his daughter alone.

RIP Atahbah.
You were killed in an epic battle between four Bandits, two Vampires, and myself and Serana.
I actually don't know if it was me, the Vampires, the Bandits, or Serana who killed you. All I do know is that you got reanimated (by Serana) and are now an ash pile. Sorry.

This is less of a memorial and more of a story but..
R.I.P Uthgerd the Unbroken: You were my new Khajiit's first friend and only lived for a few moments afterwards.
I had just entered Whiterun for the first time on my new character and decided to head up to the Bannered Mare to get some work and stay the night. I ended up earning Uthgerd's trust and she became my companion and I got a few odd jobs and such.
After staying the night I left to see the Battle-Borns bullying Fralia for that one quest. Now I had never heard the dialogue for this bit before because I don't pay attention, but the way they were treating her really [&@%!] me off. So I knocked Ulfrid down in a single hit and then killed Idoleif or whatever his name is right after. The guards came down and arrested me and just as the screen faded to black Ulfrid got up for one swing at me before i went to jail.(It was actually kind of cool)
Once i got out of jail I ran down to the market to find Uthgerd sprawled out on the path, I believe the guards killed her after I was arrested. One of the guards came over to question me about the body and I told him to leave me alone. That really set him off and i was thrown in jail and considered to be the culprit.
TLDR; I killed the Battle-Borns and went to jail only to find that my companion died and I was blamed for the murder and went back to jail.

RIP Morthal's guards. As my assassin innocently ran into the town you attacked for no reason even though she had no bounties. I am pretty sure there is not a guard left in the town, but that was also thanks to the ancient dragon that decided to stop by for a visit. RIP him too.