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RIP Random Whiterun Guard.

You complained about taking an arrow to the knee, so I shot one into the other... This time you didn't survive.

RIP half of Windhelm - Reverse pickpocketing frenzy potions was a great idea and a fun time.

Ha ha RIP Sapphire from the Thieve's Guild. My High elf mage did not like when you said to her "I don't have any business with you so get out of my face" for no reason. So she shot two ice spikes into your head and stood aside as everyone else in the Bee and Barb defended her against you. Oh, thanks for the sapphires by the way...I will put them into a nice jewelery set in your honor. MUAHAA!

RIP that priest of Azura. Got the black star then went back to the shrine and you said to leave before you kill be so I did FUS RO DAH then shot you in the face.
RIP Erandur. Wanted the skull of Corruption

RIP Alvor
Stop being so brave, you silly blacksmith! Or atleast put some armor on before you try going all beast on that dragon with your warhammer.

RIP: Entire town of Dragon Bridge, two dragons showed up out of nowhere and proceeded to ignore my flashy magic and razed the place with fire/ice. I just wanted to buy some armor...

RIP Wyndelius Gatharian. By the Nine, I felt sorry for you when I discovered that you had been so close to your treasure all the time... I felt so bad, I even had half a mind to get out of Shroud Hearth Barrow as soon as I could.

RIP Bandit Outlaw, when I paid the toll and killed you anyway, I didn't know I would get an inheritance, a triple inheritance.

RIP little sheep that arrow wasn't meant for you

RIP Esbern. Fus-Roh-Dah'ing you off a cliff was one of my proudest moments.

Wait, you're essential?
Awh.

RIP my skyrim disk. Left it in the xbox slim for too long. Now I haved to drop another 60 bucks. dammit

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I have nothing else to say but "OUCH"

Apparently they were upset humans were using their bridge.

I feel your pain Cam877.

RIP Kodrir.

My character wanted to see what would happen when you put a dead body through a lumber mill. You just happened to be the person closest by. Nothing personal.


Interesting note, if you put a body on top of the halves of a log that you just cut, when they disappear the body will be flung thousands of feet into the air.

RIP marcurio- you had to come running smack into a deathlord didn't you leave me with all the work as usual

R.I.P Kharjo.
I had just found your amulet and was going to return it to you, but a dragon attacked Dawnstar and you got caught in the cross-fire.
It appears I am stuck with your amulet. I shall carry it in memory of you.

UGH...how terrible. If it is any consolation, not that it might be, but I had to restart both of my characters when they were at level 52 because I was unwise about a mod that I downloaded that I had a ton of problems with. SO RIP my previous saves!

But, back on topic, I would like to RIP all the bandits at Treva's Watch. Holy mother of Akatosh those were some amazing fights. But my Elven team took you all down, even if you did put up a good fight. Especially the bandit that took 6 ice spikes to his head and some lightning before finally dying.

R.I.P. Ghorbash the Iron Hand

Fell in battle in Tolvald's Cave, we were fighting 4 Falmer Gloomlurkers and a Chaurus Reaper. In the chaos I had to rely on my berserker rage to bring down the such enemies and through the blurred-red vision I could not tell friend from foe. I was going to reload an earlier save but that cave had already given me a lot of trouble and seeing how orcs all desire a "good death" I felt it appropriate to honour Ghorbash with a death worthy of remembrance.

Luckily on Xbox everything is saved on the cache, I don't know what I would do if I lost everything!

R.I.P Ahtar, nothing against you but i wanted that headsman's axe and u had it

Yes!!!! Got my skyrim game again! Made new character, killed heimskr!!!!
RIP heimskr. You're an idiot, that's all there is to say. And all I had to do was tell the guards I'm thane. Just be more careful next time, thane. They said. They must have not liked him very much either. Gunner, my new character, is now in my signature.

You know, he offers a quest after which he can become a follower and you can just take it out of his inventory.

i'd already killed the blackblood marauders before i realized this

RIP Chief Mauhulakh.
I accidentally fire-breath'd you to death in the middle of our fight. Sorry, bro.

RIP Half of Whiterun
Turns out being a vampire who hasn't fed in a while really pees off the locals. I WAS TRYING TO FEED GOD DAMN YOU!