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R.I.P Stenvar, the coolest Mercenary in existence.
Killed by a dragon. Right after he had just killed one by jumping on it's head and plunging his greatsword into It's brain, another picked him up and threw him....I couldnt find the body :'(

RIP to the front desk lady at the Candlehearth Hall. I fantasized about killing you for some reason...maybe it was your conceited demeanor, or the fact that you talked crap about dark elves when my best friend is one. I knew someday, the day would come. The two patrons at the bar shouldn't have gotten so drunk as to not notice a petite lady sneaking past them--to you. I slashed your throat in front of them and several other patrons in the same room, but no one saw me because I'm that good. Oh, and thanks for the gold.

RIP: Helga at the Bunkhouse. If you had handled my more like a lady, then you would be alive today. Alas, I really killed you because you were a prostitute and mistreated your niece. In fact, I think she might still be mad at me for killing you, the ingrate.

RIP Nirya and J'Zhargo from the college. Nirya, you should have kept your nose out of my business and stopped flirting with my husband and been in the same room as him whenever I returned from an adventure. And J'Zhargo....well, next time don't be so full of yourself. You suck...and I'm glad I dumped your body over a cliff so no one will ever find you.


Damn, maybe I have some issues that need resolving! Is there a good counselor in Skyrim anyone can recommend?!

RIP Mercer Frey. Your a pretty clever dude but you had it coming.

Dovakhiin2012, you should hear his reaction if you mastered the expert level destruction spells before talking to him.......

Ha yeah it was pretty funny, he was mega jealous. I actually killed him with both of my characters; my mage after the questline was over (he kept coming in her room to insult her it was weird). So with my thief, it didn't take much.

R.I.P Karita, who died defending my weak thief from that horrible frost troll. Your death allowed me to learn the Way of the Voice and defeat Alduin.
R.I.P Anska, whos throat was slit as soon as you found your scroll. May you find peace in the fact the scroll wasn't on your body and seems to have dissapeared.

RIP pretty much all of Solitude. I had a V for vendetta...from you immediately trying to kill me for trying to do my service to the Dark Brotherhood. I understand I'm the bad guy, but you could have arrested me instead of immediately trying to kill me. So in turn, I killed most of you. There are pretty much no guards left, the kids are running like wild animals on the street because most of the adults are dead.

Do not mess with this fiery Dragonborn. I don't know what to say except...I don't feel bad.

No worries, I reloaded a previous save.

RIP - Marcurio. I really didn't mean to blast you with dualcast fireballs but you stepped in front of that cave bear in an icy marsh near Morthal just as I cast.

p.s. I'm sorry Mr rabbit you were collateral damage, but you didn't go to waste I had a nice hot meal and bottle of wine.

p.p.s. Jzhago likes your armour Marcurio.

R.I.P. Jenassa, Who died because she got discovered by the forsworn.

RIP Taarie & Sayma, who mysteriously died after the events that transpired in Bound Untill Death.
Being forever such helpful merchants that kept my satchel of holding always full of endless gold.

RIP Filnjar, a smith whom protected me from a cave bear and earned it's full wrath in my place.
I will always remember him as the man who didn't give me a quest, but was indeed supposed to.

RIP: Black Bear, you followed my necromancer but couldn't anymore and went to sleep. But he had a need for souls..... You do the math.

RIP: Aela, that snow bear did not stand a chance when my hunter's cold fury was unleashed on it.

R.I.P. Karita, you really cant sing.

May you rest in peace, Sven of Riverwood. He had great skill in battle, and even greater skill in song. Sven will be missed by us all... his mother... Camilla... and myself, J'Khar. Even though his life was rather short, he lived it to it's fullest and died with honour. I will always remember the time we sat in the Bannered Mare together and read books for hours together, he was the kind of person who could be cheerful and pleasant, but serious and intelligent at the same time. He always had a knack for languages... he got us out of a few messes with his skills in the art of speech... Sven is in Sovngarde now, and here we are, his friends and family. This is not a time to cry, to grieve his death, no, this is a time to remember his life and celebrate his accomplishments. Do not be sad, for one day we will all meet Sven again in Sovngarde...


Sven, if you are looking upon us from Sovngarde... I want to tell you that you did not die in vain. The chieftain of the Valtheim bandits has been slain by my hand in the name of vengeance.

R.I.P. Brelyna Maryon. Died fighting Falmer in Chillwind Depths. Stupid Falmer poison!

Though you were often a thorn in Yakov's butt with your high tendency to run away in the worst possible moments, get lost randomly + get stuck on stupid places like a retard, your fighting style was pro and despite hating you sometimes, Yakov still grew rather attached.
However, it seems like you wanted to troll him one final time, because he got blamed for your death (it was NO friendly fire incident I swear) and was kicked out from the College >_<. A freaking arch-mage got kicked out! After he paid to get back, he wanted a new mage follower but now they aren't willing to offer their help to him anymore.
Thank you very much Brelyna! Yakov shall treasure your memory with warmth. (Not!)

RIP marcurio you idiot you threw yourself at a falmer shadow master.
RIP half of falkreath and all the guards. 2 elder dragons, and me not wanting to go to prison. I really don't care.
RIP brother verulus. I eated you
RIP hunter. The dark brotherhood forever! I still prefer thieves guild though.

Will try to join dead is dead thread soon

I wish I could have been the one to send Sven to Sovngarde. Or Oblivion for hiring thugs to beat me up after I robbed a place when he was my follower. The nerve!
RIP Altmer from Radiant Rainment in Solitude. Yeah, you who was always cutting firewood and making fun of my outfit. I went through great lengths to avoid you when I saw you walking my way. But I just couldn't take your stuck up remarks anymore. I took you down where no one could see. Ahhh. And RIP to that creepy bandit who was watching me swim in my undies from across the river bank the other day. I found your camp, watched as my dog chomped you to death, then dragged t
your body to a nearby necromancer altar. Have fun in the afterlife!

That was surprisingly cold, Dovahkiin.

Nice.

R.I.P. Lydia the wabbajack was fun but who knew it would turn you into a sweet roll? I put you on a shelf in my house but my wife ate you so bye I guess.

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Lololol XD

R.I.P Belrand
Killed by Esbern on the way from Riften to Riverwood.

Thanks to Esbern's poor aim, you got [&@%!] at him and beat up the man. Little did you know, the old fart was invincible, which eventually lead to your demise. The frustrated Yakov respected your memory by summoning you back as a drooling Dead Thrall. (Give him a break... he could hardly afford to lose all the stuff you were carrying.) However, now you have finally gotten to your last resting place... on the floor of the Arch-mage quarters... though one day your body just disappeared. So bye! You weren't half-bad as a follower.

R.I.P Lydia

Sorry you died, but I heard I would get an inheritance fund.

R.I.P Faendal, i found you dead on the road with the key to your house......

Sleep Sweetly Belrand, Who fell in the 20th day of Sunsdusk 4E 202 in Darkwater Pass.We travelled far for all that time. Eight Falmer shared your fate and they now serve you for eternity.

RIP that annoying maid in blue palace asking me if I will be the one to bring you to my castle or whatever. Wabbajack turned you into a pile of gold. I spent you. Good riddance if you ask me.

Ugh, have you talked to the one in Whiterun? "Get your dirty shoes off my rug!" So rude.