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First day at the Arcane University, and I'm already making enemies, as is always the case with me. But these uncultured s'wits know nothing about the true arcane arts. Imperials, I tell you. We were all asked to name the greatest wizard in history. Some said Shalidor, others Vanus Galerion. Adventus, a foolish Imperial, picked Zurin Arctus. If Arctus was even close to being the greatest magus, surely he would've successfully reclaimed his heart from the Mantella without, say--destroying himself and the Numidium and turning into a damnable lich.

But that's not what's bothering me here. The problem arose when I mentioned my personal candidate. Sure he was rather controversial, notorious even. But there's no question that Sotha Sil was the greatest wizard there ever was. It's safe to say I turned a lot of heads with that statement, gasps and brows furrowing in every corner. A girl named Aranya argued that it was unfair to include him in the mix, with him being a God. I had to remind the Altmer airhead that his magical capabilities are precisely what made him a God, to which she responded with a sheepish nod. She was then joined by her group of equally dim-witted Breton friends but they had nothing to say, at least until I walked away. Spineless as a netch.

A few hours later during lunchtime, I was jumped by two Dunmer siblings, who cursed me for my opinion which they perceived as heresy. Azura be damned, I care little about the religious struggles of my people, I tell them. We're all aware of how fickle us Dunmer can be, one minute we're worshipping the Daedra, then the Tribunal, and then the Daedra again. What I care about is becoming the greatest mage ever, and so, I follow in the footsteps of the Magus of the Three. That is what I said to them but for some reason, they accused me of being a Tribunal worshipper. Which I found rather hilarious. I denied the claims, as I finished off by getting the word across that I am but an admirer of the works of the Clockwork God.

Speaking of Clockwork, all this talk about Sotha Sil made me sit and reflect for a bit. For a start, I will never cease to be amazed by the concept and the mysteries of the Clockwork City. He truly was a wise Mer and I will not stand by all these lies I hear about him, what with the events at Red Mountain regarding the Tribunal and Nerevar. What do we know about the events of Red Mountain anyway? None of us were present there. No matter, back to Sotha Sil's magical capabilities. For one to learn how to counteract the destructive properties of the Tools Of Kagrenac to tap into the Heart Of Lorkhan. It truly was a defining moment. He never gets the credit he deserves for such a remarkable act, an act that changed the future of the Dunmer race for good. But of course, as I had previously mentioned, I seldom care for what goes on in Morrowind, and all the good that the Tribunal had done for our land. But that's all for now, I still have plenty of classes left. I'd rather not have mutilated, magicka infused mudcrab limbs all over my journal. A good day to you, precious Raldyn. Praise the Three, wherever they may be.

- Raldyn Svinis

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SINCE THE SECOND AGE, OUR ORGANIZATION HAS BEEN DEDICATED TO THE HIGH AND LOFTY IDEALS OF THROWING TOTAL BANGERS THAT WOULD MAKE SKOOMA BREWERS IN ELSEWYR TOTALLY LOSE THEIR FRICKIN' MINDS

WE PAY RESPECT TO OUR FOUNDER, DAEVEN "DAVE" GREENGRASS, FOR IMMORTALIZING THE VALUES OF NOT CONTRIBUTING TO THE HIGHER LEARNING AND BROTHERHOOD OF MAGICAL STUDENTS, BUT INSTEAD TEARING THE ROOF OFF THE MOTHER AND HAVING A RAD TIME

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