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"I didn't particularly feel like being arrested, so I argued with the soldiers a bit. Several of them died during the argument - those things happen once in a while. Unfortunately, one of the casualties was Taur Urgas' oldest son. The king of the Murgos took it personally. He's very narrow-minded sometimes."
-Prince Kheldar of Drasnia, aka, "Radek of Boktor", "Ambar of Kotu", or "Silk", as Belgarion knows him.

I approve, you have an extremely good taste in literature.

"Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments."

"I would rather sail off the edge of the [&@%!] world than deal with those people one more day!"
- Bill Maher

Still fruitlessly searching youtube for the actual video... I will find it dammit!

'Where is a will there is way'

"You ever dance with devil in the pale moon light?"
"What?"
"It's just something I say before I kill people."

Robotic car driver: "18 credits, please"
Arnold, after riding in a above's vehicle, walking away: "Sue me, dickhead"

Good ol' Arnie never gets boring.

Great quote.

to suggest is to create, to name is to destroy...

‎"...Do we fight in order to become more powerful? Or do we want more power so we can fight? I haven't figured it out yet. The only thing I know for sure is guys like us were born this way. We were born to fight..." - Kenpachi Zaraki

That was John Lennon

on topic:

"I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings.
I burned down the town of Trebon.
I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life.
I was expelled from The University at a younger age than most people are allowed in.
I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during the day.
I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.

My name is Kvothe.
You may have heard of me."

What a legend

Well, for a funny quote, not a serious one :
''Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is : Never Try'' - Homer Simpson

I'm tired of all these weary willies telling us, thou shalt not, yes we [&@%!] well shalt.

from Billy Connolly.

Used to have a wall of quotes in my old office, lost them all when I moved jobs.

Oh, [&@%!], you took mine.

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"English mother [&@%!], are you even able to speak it?!"
-John Travolta, Reservoir Dogs.

I feel like Lindai is trolling us.

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain

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"A long time ago, Nunnally, Suzaku and I talked about something. We wondered what happiness would look like if we could give it a physical form. If I’m not mistaken, I think it was Suzaku who said that the shape of happiness might resemble glass. His reasoning made sense; he said that even though you don’t usually notice it, it’s still definitely there. You merely have to change your point of view slightly. Then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light. I doubt that anything else could argue its own existence more eloquently." - Lelouch Lamperouge (Code Geass)

"You wanna hear a joke? Knock, knock."

Who's there?

"....Go [&@%!] yourself."

-Tom Hanks.

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"Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find." - Kvothe

"Upon him I will visit famine and fire, 'til all around him desolation rings. And all the demons in the outer dark will stand amazed, and know vengeance is the business of a man." -Kvothe.

What a legend.

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