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Hey no problem. Like I said, we've had some tension in here before, and its understandable. We get people dissing back and forth, and sometimes you just feel like your being targeted unfairly. Just know that its just for fun and nothing meant. And your 40 cal line? The only reason I called that was because I thought I had heard it before, and if I hadn't I was gonna be really damn impressed if you came up with that.

So true. Just look back at the first two or three pages of this thread. You'll see everyone raggin' on me and I'm a moderator. It's just good fun! At the end of the day we're all pals, and the moderators are here to make sure no one gets too out of hand.

Maybe I'll have to bring this thread back...but as Avron the Green. Man, harder to rhyme with green than pink.

Really Avron? Can't rhyme with green?
Weakest excuse I've ever seen
I'm not trying to be mean
But c'mon! You're the p-Green Queen.
Simple, but I win like Mr Sheen,
Now I'll end with "And...Scene!"

If I come back in this thread you may as well as all said it,
I'm gonna be deaded,
this old rappin skin I need to shed it
and get this weight off me
'cause its like I took an arrow to the knee,
walkin' around, tryna rhyme hopelessly
and nah scrib I aint talented as 40.
cause the imagination of that guy is straight up naughty,
I might come back and rhyme in a couple of pages
and if I do ill make sure its one for the ages!

Oh man, scrib, you gone done it now boy -
"weakest excuse?" Man, don't even try to toy
with me, 'cause I'm still Queen,
whether I'm pink, blue, black, or green.
My mind is slow, I couldn't rhyme if paid -
might explain why this "battle" was made
for you, my homie with the Noam connection,
'cause if this thread was a real battle, you'd win the election.

...okay, that's weak, looks like I need practice.
If it's one thing I'm not, it's an actress,
but I'll catch you later in the land of the Cactus.

I tend to read most of the raps in more of a contemporary sound, but this one I just had an early 90's vibe in my head with people shouting "Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!" in the background haha.


I don't always rap on the spot, well not a lot,
But Septim come back, and best make it hot
We really wanna see the talent that you got.
Now I'm back to my homework, less my grades should rot.

That's always what I go for, so that's excellent.

And now I surrender this thread back to people who can actually rhyme. Get to it!

Just gonna leave this here.

Apologies for my absence, now I'm back into the essence
I won't clean up the mess n' it's time to learn a lession
I'm not the one to guess on, I simply whack the rest of
the rappers wanna battle, like a child I steal the rattle
What I mean is I come faster than a speeder hooked on crap n'
I don't mean I'm a speeder, I'm a simply rhyme defeater
I can spin the rap repeater, don't need no new [&@%!] neither
Why not recycle for the people? Don't see me as a leader
For I'll blow up the block leaving, no people to be breathing
You could say that I'm a weaver, though I work with words, believe it
Convert to my religion called Rhyme-ology, the teacher
be me and I'll admit, in all the [&@%!] I spit,
You better just look for rhyme, ignoring reason
As I've said before, I focus above beats on
how well it rhymes, ignore the times I missed a line
But sense-making, none, you better believe it, son.

I think most raps here are clever and smart
So here I go, I guess I'll start.
Ah, who am I kidding?
this post will be skipped
just so someone can be dissed.

Never rapped before...let's give this a whirl :

Yeah they call me RedSithis
And no you cant diss this
hold on...i got a call...
ITS YOUR MRS!!
Yeah that's right I got your wife's number!
Take it from me, she's no stunner
But enough about your wife, it's time to move on
'Cause I be rapping so hard, you wont see me coming
So sit down, pick a beat and just start drumming
Running
Is what you will be
On this thread there is only place for 3
Me
Myself and I
Now I've run out of ideas so Goodbye!


My first rap...

a new post, a new page
the youngan's gettin tired, showin there true age.
today is a new day, you still aint found a new way,
better check ya tone, stop flip-flopin to the new phase.
rearange that face, and or im a down a new case,
a striaght pack of 18, killin any under 18,
[&@%!] if you think you make me?
There is here is why you hate me.
you outside ya damn mind, if you think 1 on 1,
you gonna take me?
instead take this, i put you the A-List,
you get in after the greatest.
most of yall hopin that im vegan, no one wants it with me when im beefin.
uesp mercedez, excuse me, its reserved the ladies.
cant be old school if you aint born in the 80's?
even tho i came a lil late, its better then never in the overall landscape.
i say no to the tweenie-fan hate.
Born 1988 B.C., before beiber and cena
these kids are Double J,
never draw a dime and always wrestle wit the Divas.
believe us, or leave us,
you even said you dont "need" us?
but i say keep you around...what else is gonna feed us?
they no more developed then a fetus,
hunched up in the womb, takin elbows to the penis.
no hand in my face, i want you to see us.
like jesus.
dont believe in me, have fun a reincarnated tree stump.


they belong in a cute cage, still think your wrong no matter what you say
thats ignorance, but we all suffer a little bit
Understand, dawg im a killer, call me little Vick
My skin's thick, so its the Critic's I ignore,
so un-afraid to be banned, you'd think i did it before.

This like my 9500th post...without having to sell my soul.

Actually kid, it's your 680th post, learn to count
I got them supreme math skillz i aint fraind to flaunt
When it comes to horsies and ponies i know you love to mount
them, too bad even on a horse youll be fount (LLOLLLL c wut i did thur?)

By me, guess what's gonna happen next I think you got it,
we're gonna play some scrabble, only if you aint shot it (???????????)
Just hopin youll be a fair player and you wont mod it
I got the moves like fonzie (ayyyy) listen to this hot [&@%!].

I'm incredible holy hell, rapping is my new life long career.

Depends on if you're counting general or official,
There's a difference, is your brain artificial?
I don't think Scrabble is for math guys
It's for word guys, you ain't Shakespeare, bye.

Look man I ain't got beef with you,
My flow's so dirty I smell like poo,
Do you know your facts kid? The cow says moo
When I'm done schoolin you today youll all be screamin "boo hoo".

ya damn right im a kid, but i'd bet your younger, no id bet your dumber, i could destroy you in my slumber.
Forget the occupation, rap is far from your career, i fear you dont have the ear to record and produce clear.
Why am i still here? I go threw these users like beer. Or i hunt em down then hang on my wall like deer.
Self proclaim professional musician, im tempted to claim you a professional [&@%!] man
do you even know what this is man? get off the words, go back to tricycles with the kickstand.
You may treat this as a joke, knowing you cant compete, so youll troll a lil bit, not serious when you speak.
Prolly dont even feel the heat, bet you didnt even flinch in your seat, cuz your used the hate you internet freak.
Profile - search user's posts, is where you should steer, but you may not like what it is you contact,
you can say this, you can say that, but again, you sound like a [&@%!] when not usin the right facts.
dont care if you planned if hat would write back, but your trollin aint even worth the time, so wait here, i'll be right back

Man I don't feel like battling,
So please don't go tattling
But no one beats Hat's
Spitting rapid fire, Gatling.
To compare, you're just prattling.

Who do you think you are goin takin them sides?
In the wind of the morrow, on the rim of the sky.
Compared to your verse, mine does much more than glides
off the tounge, that was a burn if you couldnt tell, oh me oh my.

Dude, Goofball, I've had enough;
you think you're so awesome and tough?
Kid, sit down, let me give you some advice -
don't let this greenie have to tell you twice:
let the moderators moderate,
throw the lock down and obliterate,
make the rule,
put you back in school
where you learn that what I'm demanding
is that you stop back seat moderating.

Check it.

Seriously, this thread isn't quite a forum game, and not every one in here has been an "insult;" KalleFlaxx has done some swell feel good ones. But if you are concerned about the validity of a thread you can always PM a moderator and discuss it!

come on man, I have posted it in this thread probably a dozen times.



-Sonix

Wakey wakey children.
Some feeling inside is buildin'
Who cares if i'm white? My bright light is killin!
Not concealin, not worth millions,
but i get around like fans on ceilings.
Round and round, say i'm Bulba Dealin'.
And why we're here, why not have a beer?
my choice is clear, not too selective.
After a few, i've lost all fears,
and ready for my prime objective
Figure out how the [&@%!] i'ma get elected.
Becoming president takes more then a press kit.
The dream won't exit, and i cant blame me.
I mean just look at whos been voted in lately?
Selfish dudes as soft as pastry.
Tryin to sell fish to shellfish
like this new batch is tasty.
while they raise a new tax,
disguised as [&@%!] you Pay me.
Yea those are maybe's, sorry sometimes i get crazy,
i tend to say things, construed as hating.
But I do me, i dont hear what they sing.

Looks like that's my rant for today.
So just dance, it'll be ok!

Dude, buildin' don't rhyme with killin'
Your synapses, they musta been chillin'
Though I guess my entree, too's left most a you willin'
But [&@%!] bro, I ain't care; you're in for some drillin'

I ain't got much experience, but [&@%!] even so
You had better get the [&@%!] down with ma flow
'cus even tho I'm just a white nerd, it's gonna pound you fo' sho

You speak of taxes, you're in fear for your wallet
Perhaps well placed, but I'm still gonna call it:
Everythang's gonna be fine
So chill the [&@%!] out and have some choc'late

I gotta admit, I promised too much
Ain't much of a poundin', what I here got

But man, everybody gotta start out humble
Maybe next time it's gonna be more of a tumble.

Damn, what we've got here is a bad necropost
And coming from Hat who should know better than most
Imma let it slide this time 'cause I'm down with rhyming
But don't post crap or I'll come down on you like Simon
Peace Love and Hope is what I'll be bringing
Even though the medium I'm used to is singing

This thread is great! If I could rap battle I would totally join but I'll let you all take the floor. :p

I know nuthin' bout rapping but I'll give it a try.
Can't be any harder than baking a pie.

Windstad Manor is where I built my Kitchen,
Use Chaurus for the fillin's so my kids will stop their [&@%!]'.

"Papa, Papa, this pie it tastes like chicken!"
That there must explain the plate you are a lickin.

To morrow morning we'll start the day with pancakes
Mix some Chaurus inthe pan yes thats what its gonna make

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