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WHATTHEHOLYHANDGRENADE?!

Well it's the truth...

HOWTHEFRAKDIDITHAPPEN!?

Leave him alone JK.

#firstworldproblems

Haircut now...
*sigh*

I always thought that if I ended up on the lam in the civilized world, I'd start up a mercenary company with the slogan 3rd World Solutions.

Already. grumble...grumble *Pencils in time for world problems* Shush, Justice. I'm trying to listen.

Oh, Br3adslave, remember to remind me that I have to sort out an advertising campaign for the DJing business tomorrow, with the hangover I'm likely to have, I'll probably forget.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

14/15 year old male... dried semen on the arm....

I blame Romney.

My parents bought a poster that says SAY NO TO THE PILL that was signed by Pope John Paul at a garage sale. It's good for a smirk of derision now and then.

Romney got semen on your arm? Ugh, what next...

You expect me to remember, Believe, we have a better chance at getting world peace.

"Screw you mom and dad, I'm going to eat birth control and there's nothing you can do about it!"

I've never taken the pill. Does the Pope hate me now?

@Br3adslave, Remember, or you're fired.

The Pope always hates you.

Yeah, firing and minion do not go together. Plus I'm Leilah's minion. I have to ask her first.

Leilah says yes.

And, whats the difference?

"You'd look so much better with short hair-"

[&@%!].

There's a big difference. I'm a figment of her imagination. So when she tells me. Then, then, I'll remember. Not before.

I hate having my haircut...

Having your haircut, and eating it too.

Eltee, you are in pink?!
Now there's no more oak opression for they passed the noble law and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw!

:O

A grievance. I started a (very nice and informative) post in the thread "Arguments", got about half way through and left to go eat dinner. Got back from my meal and resumed my post. I had not realized though that i had been logged out. In my ignorance I submitted the post, whereupon it prompted me to the login screen. Already I am dismayed as I fear my post deleted. So I log in hoping that maybe it saved the post and would simply post it after I relogged in. it was not to be sadly, and as I was not using the full editor, but rather the quick post, it was not saved when I reversed in pages.

So if any of you know me at least a little bit, you will now understand another of the reasons why I don't post in the more serious topics here on UESP. Perhaps needless to say I am more than a little cheesed off right now. It was a very nice post.