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I've had FTL since release....Still haven't beaten it. And I STILL go back for more.

I'm like the torture victim that gets released, but returns for seconds every now and then.

So, basically, Saw fans?

I suppose. My original post was going to mention being masochistic, Dark Souls, and nipple clamps.

So if Saw fans are into that, then that's a definitely.

A thing that bothers me about the Saw films, I can see Jigsaw believing he doesn't murder people but why does anyone else? He clearly murders a lot of people, why are people like "technically he's not a murder" when he's totally a murder?

"If the cop had chosen not to walk into my tripwire and be shot in the head with a shotgun he would have survived. So clearly I didn't kill him."

To be fair, Dark Souls is harsh but fair. Most of the time.

Saw is just flat out torture for erm......

the sake of torture and erm......

Wait, i'll have the answer here somewhere.

I think it hinges on the fact that Jigsaw gives them a chance to survive. They simply do it to themselves, or that is the logic I garner from the movies at least.

He still places them into that danger and permits inhuman tactics. Even if that game can be won.. it still doesnt change the fact that he kidnapped you and placed you in a literal death trap

'I am totes not a murder lol'

How will that stand in court again? Let alone what his karma must be (spoiler alert, just below literally hilter)

And there is flat out murder in a few of the films. I don't really know, I've only seen the first one. I don't mind gore but Saw? It uses gore for the sake of using it.

Yesterday I saw my maths teacher with a graph paper in his hand, he must be plotting something.

I dont know what's worse, the ghastly puns or these mathmatical jokes...

Both

What? Maths make you cry? Calculate velocity of tears. That's physics.

Q. What do you call a 16 year old?

Ha...haha... Bahahaha! Such a gastly joke. So bad, it'll be sure to haunt y'er dreams.

Zeroc, I will seriously fight you mate

Then I'll be the host. Welcome! Welcome! To UESPWars, I'm your host ProphetDragon. In the blue team we have ZeRoc and on the yellow team we have BetaB17.

I'm speaking like SheoDovah, am I not?

I'll totally take you. It'll be a short fight. You could say, it'd take one go.

Nope. UESPwars is also copyrighted and you are to cease and desist at once, good ser. Or I will be force to become Big Sheo and cqc you repeatly.

I finally beat it last night.

Yay!

Does that mean you'll be free from it's claws? Or will it drag you back into it?

Haha, no, I'm not free...I need to beat it with all the other ships too.

Thus Mars was driven into insanity by FTL. Some say she was never heard from again. Codswallop, i say. She is still out there, still playing FTL and biding her time to regain her former powers.

Stop tellin' everyone I'm dead!

Some say Mars was once flourishing and full of life. Nothing like the Mars we know today.

The Ministry of UESP may be content to believe Mars is gone but I know she is still out there and when she returns, there will be a day of reckoning. At the height of her power, her fingers were spears. Her teeth were swords and her skin, iron. No mortal could have ever hoped to defeat her. Aye, no mortal ever did. Should she ever return to full power, even the might of FTL will not be enough to stop her.

I'm really just sitting here having a coffee.

Please, do continue constructing legends around me, though, it makes me feel nice.

Many have reasons to hate Mars, Beta has more cause them most, laddie. After the fall of S.S. UESP, we tried to reclaim the battleship, UESP. But our enemy had beaten us to it first. They were lead by a gungabad mod. The pale Mod, Mars. She had personally vowed to wipe out the line of 17 and started by beheading the king. The battle turned against us and we were beaten but Beta was having non of it. He picked up his sword and swung it it the gungabad mod. Using nothing but a stale cake as a shield, he faced down the pale mod and cut off her arm. There, I saw a king. Aye, there was someone i could follow. We rallied and we drove back the enemy. But there was no victory that day. For we had lost too many to the pale mod. It is said that it was in the depths of the Mars factory, she found a precious artifact that amplified her power and turned her into the dreadnaught that we all came to know.